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Immortal honour, endless fame,
MAC-FLECKNOE. All human things are subject to decay, and when fate summons, monarchs must obey. This Flecknoe found, who, like Augustus, young was calld to empire, and had govern'd long: in prose and verse, was own’d, without dispute, through all the realms of Nonsense, absolute. This aged prince, now flourishing in peace, and blest with issue of a large increase ; worn out with business, did at length debate to settle the succession of the state: and, pondering, which of all bis sons was fit to reign, and wage immortal war with wit, cry'd, ' 'T is resolv'd; for nature pleads, that he should only rule, who most resembles me. Shadwell alone my perfect image bears, mature in dulness from his tender years: Shadwell alone, of all my sons, is he who stands confirm'd in full stupidity. The rest to some faint meaning make pretence, but Shadwell never deviates into sense, Some beams of wit on other souls may fall, strike through, and make a lucid interval: but Shadwell's genuine night admits no ray, his rising fogs prevail upon the day.
Besides, his godly fabric fills the eye, and seems design’d for thoughtless majesty: thoughtless as monarch oaks, that shade the plain, and spread in solemn state supinely reign. Heywood and Shirley were but types of thee, tbou last great prophet of tautology! Evin , a dunce of more renown than they, was sent before but to prepare thy way; and coarsely clad in Norwich drugget, came to teach the nations in thy greater name. My warbling lute, the lute I whilom strung, when to king John of Portugal I sung, was but the prelude to that glorious day, when thou on silver Thames didst cut thy way, with well-tim'd oars before the royal barge, swell’d with the pride of thy celestial charge ; and, big with hymn, commander of an host, the like was ne'er in Epsom blankets tost. Methinks I see the new Arion sail, the lute still trembling underneath thy nail, at thy well-sharpened thumb from shore to shore the trebles sqeak for fear, the bases roar: Echoes from Pissing-Alley, Shadwell call, and Shadwell they resound from Aston-Hall. About thy boat the little fishes throng, as at the morning toast that floats along. Sometimes, as prince of thy harmonious band, thou wield'st thy papers in thy threshing hand, St. Andre's feet 'ne'er kept more equal time, not eu’n the feet of thy own Pysche's rhyme: though they in numbers as in sense excel; so just, so like tautology they fell, that, pale with envy, Singleton foreswore the lute and sword, which he in triumph bore, and vow'd he ne'er 'would act Villerius mure.'
Here stopt the good old sire, and wept for joy, in silent raptures of the hopeful boy. All arguments, but most his plays, persuade, that for anointed dulness he was inade.
Close to the walls which fair Augusta bind, (the fair Augusta much to tears inclin'd) an ancient fabric rais'd t’inforın the sight, there stood of yore, and Barbican it highl; a watch-tower once; but now, so fate ordains, of all the pile an empty name remains : from it's old ruins brothel-houses rise, scenes of lewd loves, and of polluted joys, where their vast courts the mother-strumpets keep, and, undisturb'd by watch, in silence sleep. Near those a nursery erects it's head, where queens are form’d, and future heroes bred ; where unfledg’d actors learn to laugh and cry, where infant punks their tender voices try, and little Maximins the gods defy. Great Fletcher never treads in buskins here, nor greater Jonson dare in socks appear; but gentle Simkin just reception finds amidst this monument of vanish'd minds: pure clinches the suburbian Muse affords, and Panton waging harmless war with words. Here Flecknoe, as a place to fame well known, ambitiously design'd his Shadwell's throne. For ancient Decker prophecy'd long since, that in this pile should reign a mighty prince, born for a scourge of wit, and flail of sense, to whom true dulness should some Pysches owe, but worlds of misers from his pen should flow: humourists and hypocrites it should produce, whole Raymond families, and tribes of Bruce.
Now empress Fame bad publish'd the renown of Shadwell's coronation through the town. Rouz'd by report of fame the nations meet, from near Bunhill, and distant Watling-street. No Persian carpets spread th' imperial way, but scatter'd limbs of mangled poets lay: from dusty shops neglected authors come, martyrs of pies, and reliques of the bum. Much Heywood, Shirley, Ogleby, there lay, but loads of Shadwell almost chok'd the way. Bilk'd stationers for yeomen stood prepard, and Herringman was captain of the guard. The hoary prince in majesty appear'd, high on a throne of his own labours rear'd, at his right hand our young Ascanius sate, Rome's other hope, and pillar of the state. His brows thick fogs, instead of glories, grace, and lambent dulness play'd around his face. As Hannibal did to the altars come, swore by his sire, a mortal foe to Rome; so Shadwell swore, nor should his vow be vain, that he till death true dulness would maintain: and in his father's right, and realm's defence, ne'er to have peace with wit nor truce with sense. The king himself the sacred unction made, as king by office, and as priest by trade. In his sinister hand, instead of ball, he plac'd a mighty mug of potent ale; Love's kingdom to his right he did convey, at once his sceptre, and his rule of sway, whose righteous lore the prince had practis'd young and from whose loins recorded Pysche sprung. His temples, last, with poppies were o'erspread, that nodding seem'd to consecrate his head.
Just at the point of time, if fame not lie,
• Heavens bless my son! from Ireland let him reign to far Barbadoes on the western main; of his dominion may no end be known, and greater than his father's be his throne; beyond Love's kingdom let him stretch his pen!' He paus'd and all the people cry'd, Amen! Then thus continued he:
advance still in new impudence, new ignorance. Success let others teach, learn thou from me pangs without births, and fruitless industry, Let virtuosos in five years be writ; yet not one thought accuse thy toil of wit. Let gentle George in triumph tread the stage, make Dorimant betray, and Loveit rage: let Gully, Cockwood, Fopling, charm the pit, and in their folly shew the writer's wit. Yet still thy fools shall stand in thy defence, and justify their author's want of sense. Let them be all by thy own model made of dulness, and desire no foreign aid ; that they to future ages may be known, not copies drawn, but issue of thy own. Nay, let thy men of wit 100 be the same,