As he beheld the Stranger. He was not N. P. Willis. 1 PLEADING EXTRAORDINARY. MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT,—Gentlemen of the Jury: You sit in that box as the great reservoir of Roman liberty, Spartan fame, and Grecian polytheism. You are to swing the great flail of justice and electricity over this immense community, in hydraulic majesty, and conjugal superfluity. You are the great triumphal arch on which evaporates the even scales of justice and numerical computation. You are to ascend the deep arcana of nature, and dispose of my client with equiponderating concatenation, in reference to his future velocity and reverberating momentum. Such is your sedative and stimulating char society, but he has to endure the red-hot sun of the uni. verse, on the heights of nobility and feudal eminence. He has a beautiful wife of horticultural propensities, that ben-pecks the remainder of his days with soothing and bewitching verbosity, that makes the nectar of his pandemonium as cool as Tartarus. He has a family of domestic children, that gathers around the fireplace of his peaceful homicide in tumultitudinous consanguinity, and cry with screaming and rebounding pertinacity for bread, butter, and molasses. Such is the glowing and overwhelming character and defeasance of my client, who stands convicted before this court of oyer and terminer, and lex non scripta, by the persecuting pettifogger of this court, who is as much exterior to me as I am interior to the judge, and you,-gentlemen of the jury. This Borax of the law here has brought witnesses into this court, who swear that my client has stolen a firkin of butter, Now, I say every one of them swore to a lie, and the truth is concentrated within them. But if it is so, I justify the act on the ground that the butter was necessary for a public good, to tune his family into harmonious discord. But I take no other mountainous and absquatulated grounds on this trial, and move that a quash be laid upon this indictment. Now I will prove this by a.learned expectoration of the principle of the law. Now butter is made of grass, and it is laid down by St. Peter Pindar, in his principle of subterraneous law, that grass is couchant and levant, which in our obicular tongue, means that grass is of a mild and free nature; consequently my client had a right to grass and butter both. To prove my second great principle, “let facts be submitted to a candid world.” Now butter is grease, and Greece is a foreign country, situated in the emaciated regions of Liberia and California ; consequently my client cannot be tried in this horizon, and is out of the benedic I will now bring forward the ultimatum respondentia, and cap the great climax of logic, by quoting an inconceivable principle of law, as laid down in Latin, by Pothier, ludibras, Blackstone, Hannibal, and Sangrado. It is thus: Hæc hoc morus multicaulis, tion of this court. a mensa et thoro, ruta baga centum. Which means, in English, that ninety-nine men are guilty, where one is innocent. Now, it is your duty to convict ninety-nine men first; then you come to my client, who is innocent and acquitted according to law. If these great principles shall be duly depreciated in this court, then the great North pole of liberty, that has stood so many years in pneumatic tallness, shading these publican regions of commerce and agriculture, will stand the wreck of the Spanish Inquisition, the pirates of the hyperborean seas, and the marauders of the Aurora Blivar! But, gentlemen of the jury, if you convict my client, his children will be doomed to pine away in a state of hopeless matrimony; and bis beautiful wife will stand lone and delighted, like a dried up mullen-stalk in a sheep-pasture. UNDER THE LAMPLIGHT. Under the lamplight, watch them come, Figures, one, two, three; Lovers wooing, Billing and cooing, That old Time, Love's enemy, On that strong encircling arm, Near that other lieart so warm; Trusting maiden, Heart love-laden, Thou may'st learn Told to thee a honeyed lie; Gave to thee no fond return, Learn-and die! Figures, one, two, three; Some with sorrow, Thinking bitterly; Ne'er shall live to sec. Summon to his court to-night? Which of these many feet have trod These streets their last? Who first shall press The floor that shines with diamonds bright? To whom of all this throng shall full The bitter lot To hear the righteous Judge pronounce: “Depart ye cursed, -I know ye not!" 0, startling question!-who? Faces fair to see, — Cold and ragged, God! what misery! With the eyes of poverty. Is a silken robe as fine, All the good will spurn thy touch, As if 'twere an adder's sting, Is a ruined soul! Under the lamplight, watch them come, – Youth with spirits light; Yet where shall this lover, This son, this brother, llide his head to-night? Where the bubbies swim On the wine-cup's brim; Till the moon grows dim; Rings in thy ear. Let simers not Under the lamplight, watch them come, The gay, the blithe, the free; Altar and priest; Some from a feast; Praying meekly as they go; Poverty treads On the heels of wealth; Near robust health. Its weary head; |