cession. I could not avoid, however, observing the assiduity of Mr Burchell in assisting my daughter Sophia in her part of the task. When he had finished his own, he would join in her's, and enter into a close conversation: but I had too good an opinion of Sophia's understanding, and was too well convinced of her ambition, to be under any uneasiness from a man of broken fortune. When we were finished for the day, Mr Burchell was invited as on the night before; but he refused, as he was to lie that night at a neighbour's, to whose child he was carrying a whistle. When gone, our conversation at supper turned upon our late unfortunate guest. « What a strong instance,» said I, «< is that poor man of the miseries attending a youth of levity and extravagance. He by no means wants sense, which only serves to aggravate his former folly. Poor forlorn creature, where are now the revellers, the flatterers, that he could once inspire and command! Gone, perhaps, to attend the bagnio pander, grown rich by his extravagance. They once praised him, and now they applaud the pander: their former raptures at his wit are now converted into sarcasms at his folly: he is poor, and perhaps deserves poverty; for he has neither the ambition to be independent, nor the skill to be useful.» Prompted perhaps by some secret reasons, I delivered this observation with too much acrimony, which my Sophia gently reproved. << Whatsoever his former conduct may have been, papa, his circumstances should exempt him from censure now. His present indigence is a sufficient punishment for former folly; and I have heard my papa himself say, that we should never strike our unnecessary blow at a victim over whom Providence holds the scourge of its resentment. »— « You are right, Sophy,» cried my son Moses, « and one of the ancients finely represents so malicious a conduct, by

the attempts of a rustic to flay Marsyas, whose skin, the fable tells us, had been wholly strippde off by another. Besides, I don't know if this poor man's situation be so bad as my father would represent it. We are not to judge of the feelings of others by what we might feel if in their place. However dark the habitation of the mole to our eyes, yet the animal itself finds the apartment sufficiently lightsome. And to confess a truth, this man's mind seems fitted to his station; for I never heard any one more sprightly than he was to-day, when he conversed with you. »>-This was said without the least design, however it excited a blush, which she strove to cover by an affected laugh, assuring him, that she scarcely took any notice of what he said to her; but that she believed he might once have been a very fine gentleman. The readiness with which she undertook to vindicate herself, and her blushing, were symptoms I did not internally approve; but I repressed my suspicions.

As we expected our landlord the next day, my wife went to make the venison pasty. Moses sat reading, while I taught the little ones: my daughters seemed equally busy with the rest; and I observed them for a good while cooking something over the fire. I at first supposed they were assisting their mother; but little Dick informed me in a whisper, that they were making a wash for the face. Washes of all kinds I had a natural antipathy to; for I knew that instead of mending the complexion, they spoiled it. I therefore approached my chair by sly degrees to the fire, and grasping the poker, as if it wanted mending, seemingly by accident overturned the whole composition, and it was too late to begin another.

CHAPTER VII.

A Town Wit described.—The dullest fellows may learn to be comical for a night or two.

WHEN the morning arrived on which we were to entertain our young landlord, it may be easily supposed what provisions were exhausted to make an appearance. It may also be conjectured that my wife and daughters expanded their gayest plumage upon this occasion. Mr Thornhill came with a couple of friends, his chaplain and feeder. The servants, who were numerous, he politely ordered to the next alehouse, but my wife, in the triumph of her heart, insisted on entertaining them all; for which, by the by, our family was pinched for three weeks after. As Mr Burchell had hinted to us the day before, that he was making some proposals of marriage to Miss Wilmot, my son George's former mistress, this a good deal damped the heartiness of his reception: but accident in some measure relieved our embarrassment; for one of the company happening to mention her name, Mr Thornhill observed with an oath, that he never knew any thing more absurd than calling such a fright a beauty : « For strike me ugly,» continued he, «< if I should not find as much pleasure in choosing my mistress by the information of a lamp under the clock at St Dunstan's. >> At this he laughed, and so did we-the jests of the rich are ever successful. Olivia too

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could not avoid whispering loud enough to be heard, that he had an infinite fund of humour.

After dinner, I began with my usual toast, the Church; for this I was thanked by the chaplain, as he said the Church was the only mistress of his affections.-« Come, tell us honestly, Frank," said the 'Squire, with his usual archness, « suppose the Church, your present mistress, dressed in lawn sleeves, on one hand, and Miss Sophia, with no lawn about her, on the other, which would you be for?»> « For both, to be sure,» cried the chaplain. Right, Frank, » cried the 'Squire, « for may this glass suffocate me but a fine girl is worth all the priestcraft in the creation. For what are tithes and tricks but an imposition, all a confounded imposture, and I can prove it.»-« I wish you would,» cried my son Moses; « and I think," continued he, << that I should be able to answer you.»-« Very well, sir,» cried the 'Squire, who immediately smoked him, and winking on the rest of the company to prepare us for the sport, «< if you are for a cool argument upon that subject, I am ready to accept the challenge. And first, whether are you for managing it analogically or dialogically?» «< I am for managing it rationally,» cried Moses, quite happy at being permitted to dispute. « Good again," cried the 'Squire, «< and firstly, of the first: I hope you'll not deny, that whatever is, is. If you don't grant me that, I can go no farther.»—« Why,» returned Moses, « I think I may grant that, and make the best of it.»-« I hope, too,» returned the other, « you'll grant that a part is less than the whole. >> « I grant that too,» cried Moses, « it is but just and reasonable.»-« I hope,» cried the 'Squire, « you will not deny, that the two angles of a triangle are equal to two right ones. »-« Nothing can be plainer,» returned t' other, and looked round with his usual importance.« Very

well,» cried the 'Squire, speaking very quick, « the premises being thus settled, I proceed to observe, that the concatenation of self-existence, proceeding in a reciprocal duplicate ratio, naturally produce a problematical dialogism, which in some measure proves that the essence of spirituality may be referred to the second predicable. »— Hold, hold,» cried the other, « I deny that: Do you think I can thus tamely submit to such heterodox doctrines?»«< What!» replied the 'Squire, as if in a passion, << not submit! Answer me one plain question: Do you think Aristotle right when he says, that relatives are related?» « Undoubtedly,» replied the other. « If so, then," cried the 'Squire, « answer me directly to what I propose: Whether do you judge the analytical investigation of the first part of my enthymem deficient secundum quoad, or quoad minus, and give me your reasons: give me your reasons, I say, directly.»»-« I protest, » cried Moses, « I don't rightly comprehend the force of your reasoning; but if it be reduced to one simple proposition, I fancy it may then have an answer. »-« O sir,» cried the 'Squire, « I am your most humble servant; I find you want me to furnish you with argument and intellects too. No, sir, there I

protest you are too hard for me. » This effectually raised the laugh against poor Moses, who sat the only dismal figure in a group of merry faces; nor did he offer a single syllable more during the whole entertainment.

But though all this gave me no pleasure, it had a very different effect upon Olivia, who mistook it for humour, though but a mere act of the memory. She thought him therefore a very fine gentleman; and such as consider what powerful ingredients a good figure, fine clothes, and fortune are in that character, will easily forgive her. Mr Thornhill, notwithstanding his real igno