The family that dines the latest,
Is in our street esteem'd the greatest;
But latest hours must surely fall
'Fore him who never dines at all.

Your taste in architect, you know, Hath been admired by friend and foe: But can your earthly domes compare With all my castles-in the air?

We're often taught it doth behoove us To think those greater who 're above us: Another instance of my glory,

Who live above you, twice two story;
And from my garret can look down
On the whole street of Arlington.

Greatness by poets still is painted
With many followers acquainted:
This too doth in my favor speak;
Your levee is but twice a week;
From mine I can exclude but one day,
My door is quiet on a Sunday.

Nor in the manner of attendance,

Doth your great bard claim less ascendance.

Familiar you to admiration

May be approached by all the nation;

While I, like the Mogul in Indo,

Am never seen but at my window.

If with my greatness you're offended,

The fault is easily amended;

For I'll come down, with wondrous ease,

Into whatever place you please.

I'm not ambitious; little matters

Will serve us great, but humble creatures.

Suppose a secretary o' this isle, Just to be doing with a while; Admiral, gen'ral, judge, or bishop: Or I can foreign treaties dish up. If the good genius of the nation Should call me to negotiation,

Tuscan and French are in my head,
Latin I write, and Greek-I read.

If you should ask, what pleases best?
To get the most, and do the least.
What fittest for ?-You know, I'm sure;
I'm fittest for a sine-cure.

THE FRIEND OF HUMANITY AND THE KNIFE

GRINDER.*

FRIEND OF HUMANITY.†

ANTI-JACOBIN.

"NEEDY Knife-grinder! whither are you going?
Rough is the road, your wheel is out of order-
Bleak blows the blast; your hat has got a hole in 't,
So have your breeches!

• Some stanzas of the original poem, by Southey, are here subjoined:

THE WIDOW.

SAPPHICS.

Cold was the night wind; drifting fast the snows fell;
Wide were the downs, and shelterless and naked ;
When a poor wand'rer struggled on her journey,
Weary and way-sore.

Drear were the downs, more dreary her reflections;
Cold was the night wind, colder was her bosom:
She had no home, the world was all before her,
She had no shelter.

Fast o'er the heath a chariot rattled by her:
"Pity me!" feebly cried the poor night wanderer,
"Pity me, strangers! lest with cold and hunger

Here I should perish."

The "Friend of Humanity" was intended for MR. TIERNEY, M. P. for Southwark, who in early times was among the more forward of the Reformers. "He was," says Lord Brougham, "an assiduous member of the Society of Friends of the People, and drew up the much and justly celebrated Petition in which that useful body laid before the House of Commons all the more striking particulars of its defective title to the office of representing the people, which that House then, as now, but with far less reason, assumed.

แ Weary Knife-grinder! little think the proud ones,
Who in their coaches roll along the turnpike-
road, what hard work 'tis crying all day 'Knives and
"Scissors to grind O!'

"Tell me, Knife-grinder, how came you to grind knives? Did some rich man tyrannically use you?

Was it the squire ? or parson of the parish?

Or the attorney?

"Was it the squire, for killing of his game? or Covetous parson, for his tithes distraining?

Or roguish lawyer, made

you lose your

little

All in a lawsuit ?

"(Have you not read the Rights of Man, by Tom Paine ?) Drops of compassion tremble on my eyelids,

Ready to fall, as soon as you have told your

Pitiful story."

KNIFE-GRINDER.

แ Story! God bless you! I have none to tell, sir,
Only last night a-drinking at the Chequers,
This poor old hat and breeches, as you see, were
Torn in a scuffle.

"Constables came up, for to take me into Custody; they took me before the justice; Justice Oldmixon put me in the parish

Stocks for a vagrant.

"I should be glad to drink your Honor's health in A pot of beer, if you will give me sixpence;

But for my part, I never love to meddle

With politics, sir."

FRIEND OF HUMANITY.

"I give thee sixpence! I will see thee damned firstWretch whom no sense of wrongs can rouse to vengeanceSordid, unfeeling, reprobate, degraded,

Spiritless outcast!"

[Kicks the Knife-grinder, overturns his wheel, and exit in a transport of Republican enthusiasm and universal philanthropy.]

INSCRIPTION

FOR THE DOOR OF THE CELL IN NEWGATE, WHERE MRS.
RIGG, THE 'PRENTICE-CIDE WAS CONFINED PREVIOUS
EXECUTION.*

FROM THE ANTI-JACOBIN.

FOR one long term, or e'er her trial came,
Here BROWNRIGG linger'd. Often have these cells
Echoed her blasphemies, as with shrill voice
She screamed for fresh Geneva. Not to her
Did the blithe fields of Tothill, or thy street,
St. Giles, its fair varieties expand;
Till at the last, in slow-drawn cart she went
To execution. Dost thou ask her crime?
SHE WHIPP'D TWO FEMALE 'PRENTICES TO DEATH,
AND HID THEM IN THE COAL-HOLE. For her mind
Shaped strictest plans of discipline. Sage schemes !
Such as Lycurgus taught, when at the shrine
Of the Orthyan goddess he bade flog
The little Spartans; such as erst chastised

Our Milton, when at college. For this act

BROWN

ΤΟ HER

1797.

Did Brownrigg swing. Harsh laws! But time shall come
When France shall reign, and laws be all repeal'd!

INSCRIPTION BY SOUTHEY

FOR THE APARTMENT IN CHEPSTOW CASTLE, WHERE HENRY MARTEN, THE REGIUIDE, WAS IMPRISONED THIRTY YEARS.

For thirty years, secluded from mankind,

Here MARTEN lingered. Often have these walls
Echoed his footsteps, as with even tread

He paced around his prison: not to him

Did Nature's fair varieties exist;

He never saw the sun's delightful beams,

Save when through yon high bars he pour'd a sad
And broken splendor. Dost thou ask his crime?
He had REBELL'D AGAINST THE KING, AND SAT
IN JUDGMENT ON HIM; for his ardent mind
Shaped goodliest plans of happiness on earth,
And peace and liberty. Wild dreams! but such
As Plato loved; such as with holy zeal
Our Milton worship'd. Bless'd hopes! awhile
From man withheld, even to the latter days

When Christ shall come, and all things be fulfill'd!

SONG.*

SUNG BY ROGERO IN THE BURLESQUE PLAY OF
FROM THE ANTI-JACOBIN, 1798.

THE ROVER."

CANNING.

I.

WHENE'ER with haggard eyes I view
This dungeon that I'm rotting in,
I think of those companions true
Who studied with me at the U

-niversity of Gottingen

-niversity of Gottingen.

EWeeps, and pulls out a blue kerchief, with which he wipes his
eyes; gazing tenderly at it, he proceeds-

II.

Sweet kerchief, check'd with heavenly blue,
Which once my love sat knotting in!—
Alas! Matilda then was true!

At least I thought so at the U

-niversity of Gottingen

-niversity of Gottingen.

[At the repetition of this line Rogero clanks his chains in cadence.

III.

Barbs! Barbs! alas! how swift you flew

Her neat post-wagon trotting in! Ye bore Matilda from my view; Forlorn I languish'd at the U-niversity of Gottingen-niversity of Gottingen.

IV.

This faded form! this pallid hue!

This blood my veins is clotting in,

There is a curious circumstance connected with the composition of this song, the first five stanzas of which were written by Mr. Canning. Having been accidentally seen, previous to its publication, by Mr. Pitt, who was cognizant of the proceedings of the "Anti-Jacobin" writers, he was so amused with it, that he took up a pen and composed the last stanza on the spot.