in her food. O you Jezabel! to sit quietly in your room, while the thieves were ransacking my house! No doubt poor Ann's throat was cut; has the Coroner sat on her yet? Mrs. Snook says she knows how to hold a pen very well, & wants no lessons from me; only think of the vanity of the ooman! She tells me to make honourable mention of your letter which she received at Breakfast time, but how can I do so? I have not read it ; & I'll lay my life it is not a tenth part so good as mine, pshaw on your letter to her!— On Tuesday night I think you'll see me. In the mean time I'll not say a word about spasms in the way of my profession, tho' as your friend I must profess myself very sorry. Keats & I are going to call on Mr. Butler & Mr. Burton this morning, and tomorrow we shall go to Sanstead to see Mr. Way's Chapel consecrated by the two Big-wigs of Gloucester & St. Davids. If that vile Carver & Gilder does not do I'll annoy him all his life expenses at every quarter, if not sent to the day, & that will not be revenge enough for the trouble & confusion he has put me to. - Mrs. Dilke is remarkably well for Mrs. Dilke in winter. tantrum sentences me justice, with legal my rent is Have you heard anything of John Blagden; he is off! want of business has made him play the fool, I am sorry - that Brown and you are getting so very witty — my modest feathered Pen frizzles like baby roast beef at making its entrance among such or rather ten senses. Brown super or supper sir named the Sleek has been getting thinner a little by pining opposite Miss Muggins — (Brown says Mullins but I beg to differ from him) - we sit it out till ten o'clock Miss M. has persuaded Brown to shave his whiskers - he came down to Breakfast like the sign of the full Moon · his Profile is quite alter'd. He looks more like an ooman than I ever could think it possible - and on putting on Mrs. D.'s calash the deception was complete especially as his voice is [certain rod, & have a fresh one bolstered up. Ah! he may dress me as he likes but he shan't tickle me pillow the feathers, — 1 would not give a tester for such puns, let us ope brown (erratum a large B-a Bumble B.) will go no further in the Bedroom & not call Mat Snook a relation to MattThis is grown to a conclusion — I had excellent puns in my head but one bad one from Brown has quite upset me but I am quite set-up for more, but I'm content to be conqueror. rass Your's in love. CHAS. BROWN. N. B. I beg leaf (sic) to withdraw all my puns they are all wash, an base uns. 93. TO FANNY KEATS Wentworth Place, Feb [11, 1819]. Thursday. MY DEAR FANNY- Your Letter to me at Bedhampton hurt me very much, What objection can there be to your receiving a Letter from me? At Bedhampton I was unwell and did not go out of the Garden Gate but twice or thrice during the fortnight I was there-Since I came back I have been taking care of myself I have been obliged to do so, and am now in hopes that by this care I shall get rid of a sore throat which has haunted me at intervals nearly a twelvemonth. I had always a presentiment of not being able to succeed in persuading Mr. Abbey to let you remain longer at School - I am very sorry that he will not consent. I recommend you to keep up all that you know and to learn more by yourself however little. The time will come when you will be more pleased with Life look forward to that time and, though it may appear a trifle be careful not to let the idle and retired Life you lead fix any awkward habit or behaviour on you whether you sit or walk endeavour to let it be in a seemly and if possible a graceful manner. We have been very little together: but you have not the less been with me in thought. You have no one in the world besides me who would sacrifice anything for you — I feel myself the only Protector you have. In all your little troubles think of me with the thought that there is at least one person in England who if he could would help you out of them I live in hopes of being able to make you happy.—I should not perhaps write in this manner, if it were not for the fear of not being able to see you often or long together. I am in hopes Mr. Abbey will not object any more to your receiving a letter now and then from me. How unreasonable! I want a few more lines from you for George-there are some young Men, acquaintances of a Schoolfellow of mine, going out to Birkbeck's at the latter end of this Month - I am in expectation every day of hearing from George I begin to fear his last letters miscarried. I shall be in town to-morrow if you should not be in town, I shall send this little parcel by the Walthamstow Coach - I think you will like Goldsmith - Write me soon Your affectionate Brother JOHN Mrs. Dilke has not been very well-she is gone a walk to town to-day for exercise. 94. TO GEOrge and GEORGIANA KEATS Sunday Morn February 14, [1818]. MY DEAR BROTHER AND SISTER- HOW is it that we have not heard from you from the Settlement yet? The letters must surely have miscarried. I am in expectation every day. Peachey wrote me a few days ago, saying some more acquaintances of his were preparing to set out for Birkbeck; therefore I shall take the opportunity of sending you what I can muster in a sheet or two. I am still at Wentworth Place indeed, I have kept indoors lately, resolved if possible to rid myself of my sore throat; consequently I have not been to see your Mother since my return from Chichester; but my absence from her has been a great weight upon me. I say since my return from Chichester-I believe I told you I was going thither. I was nearly a fortnight at Mr. John Snook's and a few days at old Mr. Dilke's. Nothing worth speaking of happened at either place. I took down some thin paper and wrote on it a little poem called St. Agnes's Eve, which you shall have as it is when I have finished the blank part of the rest for you. I went out twice at Chichester to dowager Card parties. I see very little now, and very few persons, being almost tired of men and things. Brown and Dilke are very kind and considerate towards me. The Miss R.'s have been stopping next door lately, but are very dull. Miss Brawne and I have every now and then a chat and a tiff. Brown and Dilke are walking round their garden, hands in pockets, making observations. The literary world I know nothing about. There is a poem from Rogers dead born; and another satire is expected from Byron, called “Don Giovanni." Yesterday I went to town for the first time for these three weeks. I met people from all parts and of all sets - Mr. Towers, one of the Holts, Mr. Dominie Williams, Mr. Woodhouse, Mrs. Hazlitt and son, Mrs. Webb, and Mrs. Septimus Brown. Mr. Woodhouse was looking up at a book window in Newgate Street, and, being short-sighted, twisted his muscles into so queer a stage that I stood by in doubt whether it was him or his brother, if he has one, and turning round, saw Mrs. Hazlitt, with that little Nero, her son. Woodhouse, on his features subsiding, proved to be Woodhouse, and not his brother. I have had a little business with Mr. Abbey from time to time; he has behaved to me with a little Brusquerie: this hurt me a little, especially when I knew him to be the only man in England who dared to say a thing to me I did not approve of without its being resented, or at least noticed- so I wrote him about it, and have made an alteration in my favour I expect from this to see more of Fanny, who has been quite shut out from me. I see Cobbett has been attacking the Settlement, but I cannot tell what to believe, and shall be all out at elbows till I hear from you. I am invited to Miss Miller's birthday dance on the 19th - I am nearly sure I shall not be able to go. A dance would injure my throat very much. I see very little of Reynolds. Hunt, I hear, is going on very badly I mean in money matters. I shall not be surprised to hear of the worst. Haydon too, in consequence of his eyes, is out at elbows. I live as prudently as it is possible for me to do. I have not seen Haslam lately. I have not seen Richards for this half year, Rice for three months, or Charles Cowden Clarke for God knows when. - When I last called in Henrietta Street 47 Miss Millar was very unwell, and Miss Waldegrave as staid and self-possessed as usual. Henry was well. There are two new tragedies one by the apostate Maw, and one by Miss Jane Porter. Next week I am going to stop at Taylor's for a few days, when I will see them both and tell you what they are. Mr. and Mrs. Bentley are well, and all the young carrots. I said nothing of consequence passed at Snooks's no more than this- that I like the family very much. Mr. and Mrs. Snooks were very kind. We used to have a little religion and politics together almost every evening, — and sometimes about you. He proposed writing out for me his experience in farming, for me to send to you. If I should have an opportunity of talking to him about it, I will get all I can at all events; but you may say in your answer to this what value you place upon such information. I have not seen Mr. Lewis lately, for I have shrunk from going up the hill. Mr. Lewis went a few mornings ago to town with Mrs. Brawne. They talked about me, and I heard that Mr. L. said a thing I am not at all contented with. Says he, 'O, he is quite the little poet.' Now this is abominable- You might as well say Buonaparte is quite the little soldier. You see what it is to be under six foot and not a lord. There is a long fuzz to-day in the Examiner about a young mai. who delighted a young woman with a valentine I think it must be Ollier's. Brown and I are thinking of passing the summer at Brussels - If we do, we shall go about the first of May. We-i. e. Brown and I-sit opposite one another all day authorizing (N. B., an 's' instead of a 'z' would give a different meaning). He is at present writing a story of an old woman who lived in a forest, and to whom the Devil or one of his aides-de-feu came one night very late and in disguise. The old dame sets before him pudding after pudding mess after mess which he devours, and moreover casts his eyes up at a side of Bacon hanging over his head, and at the same time asks if her Cat is a Rabbit. On going he leaves her three pips of Eve's Apple, and somehow she, having lived a virgin all her life, begins to repent of it, and wished herself beautiful enough to make all the world and even the other world fall in love with her. So it happens, she sets out from her smoky cottage in magnificent apparel. The first City - she enters, every one falls in love with her, from the Prince to the Blacksmith. A young gentleman on his way to the Church to be married leaves his unfortunate Bride and follows this nonsuch - A whole regiment of soldiers are smitten at once and follow her A whole convent of Monks in Corpus Christi procession join the soldiers. The mayor and corporation follow the same road-Old and young, deaf and dumb, all but the blind, - are smitten, and form an immense concourse of people, who what Brown will do with them I know not. The devil himself falls in love with her, flies away with her to a desert place, in consequence of which she lays an infinite number of eggs- the eggs being hatched from time to time, fill the world with many nuisances, such as John Knox, George Fox, Johanna Southcote, and Gifford. There have been within a fortnight eight failures of the highest consequence in London. Brown went a few evenings since to Davenport's, and on his coming in he talked about bad news in the city with such a face I began to think of a national bankruptcy. I did not feel much surprised and was rather disappointed. Carlisle, a bookseller on the Hone principle, has been issuing pamphlets from his shop in Fleet Street called the Deist. He was conveyed to Newgate last Thursday; he intends making his own defence. I was surprised to hear from Taylor the amount of money of the bookseller's last sale. What think you of £25,000? He sold 4000 copies of Lord Byron. I am sitting opposite the Shakspeare I brought from the Isle of Wight and I never look at him but the silk tassels 48 on it give me as much pleasure as the face of the poet itself. In my next packet, as this is one by the way, I shall send you the Pot of Basil, St. Agnes Eve, and if I should have finished it, a little thing called the Eve of St. Mark. You see what fine Mother Radcliff names I have- it is not my fault- I do not search for them. I have not gone on with Hyperion for to tell the truth I have not been in great cue for writing lately — I must wait for the spring to rouse me up a little. The only time I went out from Bedhampton was to see a chapel consecrated Brown, I, and John Snook the boy, went in a chaise behind a leaden horse. Brown drove, but the horse did not mind him. This chapel is built by a Mr. Way, a great Jew converter, who in that line has spent one hundred thousand pounds. He maintains a great number of poor Jews-Of course his communion plate was stolen. He spoke to the clerk about it The clerk said he was very sorry, adding, 'I dare shay, your honour, it's among ush.' The chapel is built in Mr. Way's park. The consecration was not amusing. There were numbers of carriages and his house crammed with clergy - They sanctified the Chapel, and it being a wet day, consecrated the burial-ground through the vestry window. I begin to hate parsons; they did not make me love them that day when I saw them in their proper colours. A parson is a Lamb in a drawing-room, and a Lion in a vestry. The notions of Society will not permit a parson to give way to his temper in any shape-So he festers in himself his features get a peculiar, diabolical, self sufficient, iron stupid expression. He is continually acting his mind is against every man, and every man's mind is against him - He is a hypocrite to the Believer and a coward to the unbeliever Friday, Feb 18. The day before yesterday I went to Romney Street — your Mother was not at home but I have just written her that I shall see her on Wednesday. I call'd on Mr. Lewis this morning- he is very welland tells me not to be uneasy about Letters, the chances being so arbitrary. He is going on as usual among his favourite democrat papers. We had a chat as usual about Cobbett and the Westminster electors. Dilke has lately been very much harrassed about the manner of educating his son - he at length decided for a public school and then he did not know what school he at last has decided for West minster; and as Charley is to be a day boy, Dilke will remove to Westminster. We lead very quiet lives here - Dilke is at present in Greek histories and antiquities, and talks of nothing but the electors of Westminster and the retreat of the ten thousand. I never drink now above three glasses of wine — and never any spirits and water. Though by the bye, the other day Woodhouse took me to his coffee house and ordered a Bottle of Claret now I like Claret, whenever I can have Claret I must drink it, 't is the only palate affair that I am at all sensual in. Would it not be a good speck to send you some vine roots could it be done? I'll enquire-If you could make some wine like Claret to drink on summer evenings in an arbour! For really 't is so fine it fills one's mouth with a gushing freshness - then goes down cool and feverless then you do not feel it quarrelling with your liver - no, it is rather a Peacemaker, and lies as quiet as it did in the grape; then it is as fragrant as the Queen Bee, and the more ethereal Part of it mounts into the brain, not assaulting the cerebral apartments like a bully in a bad-house looking for his trull and hurrying from door to door bouncing against the wainstcoat, but rather walks like Aladdin about his own enchanted palace so gently that you do not feel his step. Other wines of a heavy and spirituous nature transform a Man to a Silenus: this makes him a Hermes and gives a Woman the soul and immortality of Ariadne, for whom Bacchus always kept a good cellar of claret-and even of that he could never persuade her to take above two cups. I said this same claret is the only palate-passion I haveI forgot game-I must plead guilty to the breast of a Partridge, the back of a hare, the backbone of a grouse, the wing and side of a Pheasant and a Woodcock passim. Talking of game (I wish I could make it), the Lady whom I met at Hastings and of whom I said something in my last I think has lately made me many presents of game, and enabled me to make as many. She made me take home a Pheasant the other day, which I gave to Mrs. Dilke; on which to-morrow Rice, Reynolds and the Wentworthians will dine next door. The next I intend for your Mother. These moderate sheets of paper are much more pleasant to write upon than those large thin sheets which I hope you by this time have received though that can't be, now I think of it. I have not said in any Letter yet a word about my affairs in a word I am in no despair about them - my poem has not at all succeeded; in the course of a year or so I think I shall try the public again in a selfish point of view I should suffer my pride and my contempt of public opinion to hold me silent- but for yours and Fanny's sake I will pluck up a spirit and try again. I have no doubt of success in a course of years if I persevere - but it must be patience, for the Reviews have enervated and made indolent men's minds -- few think for themselves. These Reviews too are getting more and more powerful, especially the Quarterly - they are like a superstition which the more it prostrates the Crowd and the longer it continues the more powerful it becomes just in proportion to their increasing weakness. I was in hopes that when people saw, |