Honours are silly toys, I know, And titles are but empty names; Jewels are baubles; 'tis a sin To care for such unfruitful thingsOne good-sized diamond in a pin, Some, not so large, in rings, A ruby, and a pearl, or so, Will do for me-I laugh at show. My dame should dress in cheap attire (Good, heavy silks are never dear); I own perhaps I might desire Some shawls of true CashmereSome narrowy crapes of China silk, Like wrinkled skins on scalded milk. Wealth's wasteful tricks I will not learn, Nor ape the glitt'ring upstart fool; Shall not carved tables serve my turn, But all must be of buhl? Give grasping pomp its double care,I ask but one recumbent chair. Thus humble let me live and die, If Heaven more gen'rous gifts deny, Of simple tastes and mind content !' ORIGIN OF THE PRINTER'S DEVIL. FRANCIS BROWNE. WHEN Faustus, at first, did his printing begin, Now those who had seen the poor lad thro' a chink, THE FRIARS OF DIJON. THOMAS CAMPBELL. Thomas Campbell, author of The Pleasures of Hope, Gertrude of Wyoming, and many other shorter poems which the 'world will not let die,' such as Hohenlinden, Ye Mariners of England, Battle of the Baltic, Exile of Erin, etc., was born in Glasgow, 1777. He died 1844, and was buried in Westminster Abbey. WHEN honest men confess'd their sins, Lived jovially and freely. They march'd about from place to place, One friar was Father Boniface, Save when condemn'd to saying grace The other was lean Dominick, Whose slender form, and sallow, Would scarce have made a candle-wick Albeit, he tippled like a fish, Though not the same potation; And mortal man ne'er clear'd a dish Those saints without the shirts arrived, One evening late, to pigeon About a league from Dijon. Ꮓ Whose supper-pot was set to boil, The friars enter'd with a smile They bow'd and bless'd the dame, and then For water and a crust they crave— Those mouths that even on Lent days Quoth Jacquez, 'That very sorry cheer So forth he brought a flask of rich And viands, at the sight of which Alternately the host and spouse 'Bout churches like balloons convey'd And wells made warm, where holy maid Had only dipp'd her garters. And if their hearers gasp'd, I guess, With jaws three inch asunder, 'Twas partly out of weariness, And partly out of wonder. Then striking up duets, the freres From these to glees and catches. At last, they would have danced outright, If Jacquez had not drunk, Good-night, The room was high, the host was nigh- That monks would make a raree-show Or that two confessors would come, To conversations as hum-drum Shame on you, Friars of orders grey, That peeping knelt, and wriggling, And, when ye should have gone to pray, Betook yourselves to giggling! |