And, while they sleep and take their ease, With wheel to threads their flax I pull. I grind at mill Their malt up still; I dress their hemp; I spin their tow; If any wake, And would me take, I wend me, laughing, ho, ho, ho! When house or hearth doth sluttish lie, I do them take, And on the key-cold floor them throw; If out they cry, Then forth I fly, And loudly laugh out, ho, ho, ho! When any need to borrow aught, If to repay They do delay, Abroad amongst them then I go, And night by night, I them affright, With pinchings, dreams, and ho, ho, ho! When lazy queens have nought to do, But study how to cog and lie: And it disclose To them whom they have wrongèd so: I get me gone, And leave them scolding, ho, ho, ho! Their ducks and geese, and lambs and sheep; And enter in, And seem a vermin taken so; But when they there Approach me near, I leap out laughing, ho, ho, ho! Away we fling; And babes new-born steal as we go; And elf in bed We leave instead, And wend us laughing, ho, ho, ho! From hag-bred Merlin's time, have I The hags and goblins do me know ; My feats have told, A NEWSPAPER. ORGANS that gentlemen play, my boy, They hit on the key, And pipe in full concert away, my boy. News from all countries and climes, my boy, Advertisements, essays, and rhymes, my boy, Mix'd up with all sorts Of flying reports, And published at regular times, my boy. Articles able and wise, my boy, At least in the editor's eyes, my boy, That few understand To what in the world it applies, my boy. Statistics, reflections, reviews, my boy, Upon matters of State For wise-headed folks to peruse, my boy. The funds as they were and are, my boy, A clever critique On some rising theatrical star, my boy. The age of Jupiter's moons, my boy, The style of the fops, And the wit of the public buffoons, my boy. List of all physical ills, my boy, Why any one dies, Or what's the disorder that kills, my boy. Who has got married, to whom, my boy, On this sorrow-stain'd earth, And who totters fast to their tomb, my boy. The price of cattle and grain, my boy, To tell you in song A quarter of all they contain, my boy. THE CITIZEN AND THE THIEVES. From a Pamphlet, published in 1609. A CITIZEN, for recreation's sake, To see the country would a journey take Taking his leave with friends two months before, And as he rideth, meets upon the way Such as (what haste soever) bid men stay. 'Sirrah,' says one, 'stand, and your purse deliver, I am a taker, thou must be a giver? Unto a wood, hard by, they hail him in, 'Misters,' quoth he, 'pray hear me ere you go; |