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NOTICES OF AN INDEPENDENT PRESS.

[I HAVE observed, reader (bene- or male- | siderate those eyes of Aristarchus, "whose volent, as it may happen), that it is cus- looks were as a breeching to a boy." tomary to append to the second editions of Then do I perceive, with vain regret books, and to the second works of authors, of wasted opportunities, the advantage short sentences commendatory of the first, of a pancratic or pantechnic education, under the title of Notices of the Press. since he is most reverenced by my little These, I have been given to understand, subjects who can throw the cleanest sumare procurable at certain established rates, merset or walk most securely upon the payment being made either in money or revolving cask. The story of the Pied advertising patronage by the publisher, or Piper becomes for the first time credible by an adequate outlay of servility on the to me (albeit confirmed by the Hameliners part of the author. Considering these dating their legal instruments from the things with myself, and also that such period of his exit), as I behold how those notices are neither intended, nor generally strains, without pretence of magical pobelieved, to convey any real opinions, be- tency, bewitch the pupillary legs, hor ing a purely ceremonial accompaniment of leave to the pedagogic an entire self-conliterature, and resembling certificates to the trol. For these reasons, lest my kingly virtues of various morbiferal panaceas, I prerogative should suffer diminution, I conceived that it would be not only more prorogue my restless commons, whom I economical to prepare a sufficient number follow into the street, chiefly lest some of such myself, but also more immediately mischief may chance befall them. After subservient to the end in view to prefix the manner of such a band, I send forward them to this our primary edition rather the following notices of domestic manufacthan await the contingency of a second, ture, to make brazen proclamation, not when they would seem to be of small util- unconscious of the advantage which will ity. To delay attaching the bobs until the accrue, if our little craft, cymbula sutilis, second attempt at flying the kite would shall seem to leave port with a clipping indicate but a slender experience in that breeze, and to carry, in nautical phrase, a useful art. Neither has it escaped my bone in her mouth. Nevertheless, I have notice, nor failed to afford me matter of chosen, as being more equitable, to prereflection, that, when a circus or a caravan pare some also sufficiently objurgatory, is about to visit Jaalam, the initial step that readers of every taste may find a dish is to send forward large and highly orna- to their palate. I have modelled them mented bills of performance to be hung in upon actually existing specimens, prethe bar-room and the post-office. These served in my own cabinet of natural curioshaving been sufficiently gazed at, and be-ities. One, in particular, I had copied with ginning to lose their attractiveness except tolerable exactness from a notice of one for the flies, and, truly, the boys also (in of my own discourses, which, from its suwhom I find it impossible to repress, even perior tone and appearance of vast experiduring school-hours, certain oral and tele-ence, I concluded to have been written by graphic communications concerning the a man at least three hundred years of age, expected show), upon some fine morning though I recollected no existing instance the band enters in a gayly painted wagon, of such antediluvian longevity. Neveror triumphal chariot, and with noisy ad- theless, I afterwards discovered the author vertisement, by means of brass, wood, and to be a young gentleman preparing for the sheepskin, makes the circuit of our startled ministry under the direction of one of my village streets. Then, as the exciting brethren in a neighboring town, and whom sounds draw nearer and nearer, do I de- I had once instinctively corrected in a

Latin quantity. But this I have been |
forced to omit, from its too great length.
- H. W.]

From the Dekay Bulwark.

We should be wanting in our duty as the conductor of that tremendous engine, a publie press, as an American, and as a man, did we allow such an opportunity as is presented to us From the Universal Littery Universe. by "The Biglow Papers" to pass by without Full of passages which rivet the attention of entering our earnest protest against such atthe reader. Under a rustic garb, senti- tempts (now, alas! too common) at demoralizments are conveyed which should be committed ing the public sentiment. Under a wretched to the memory and engraven on the heart of mask of stupid drollery, slavery, war, the soevery moral and social being. . . . . We concial glass, and, in short, all the valuable and sider this a unique performance. We time-honored institutions justly dear to our hope to see it soon introduced into our common common humanity and especially to republischools. Mr. Wilbur has performed his cans, are made the butt of coarse and senseless duties as editor with excellent taste and judg-ribaldry by this low-minded scribbler. It is This is a vein which we hope to time that the respectable and religious portion see successfully prosecuted. We hail the of our community should be aroused to the appearance of this work as a long stride toward alarming inroads of foreign Jacobinism, sansthe formation of a purely aboriginal, indigeculottism, and infidelity. It is a fearful proof nous, native, and American literature. We reof the wide-spread nature of this contagion, joice to meet with an author national enough that these secret stabs at religion and virtue to break away from the slavish deference, too are given from under the cloak (credite, posteri !) common among us, to English grammar and of a clergyman. It is a mournful spectacle inorthography. Where all is so good, we deed to the patriot and Christian to see liberare at a loss how to make extracts. On ality and new ideas (falsely so called, they the whole, we may call it a volume which no are as old as Eden) invading the sacred prelibrary, pretending to entire completeness, cincts of the pulpit. On the whole, we should fail to place upon its shelves. consider this volume as one of the first shocking results which we predicted would spring out of the late French Revolution" (!).

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From the Higginbottomopolis Snapping-turtle.

A collection of the merest balderdash and doggerel that it was ever our bad fortune to lay eyes on. The author is a vulgar buffoon, and the editor a talkative, tedious old fool. We use strong language, but should any of our readers peruse the book, (from which calamity Heaven preserve them!) they will find reasons for it thick as the leaves of Vallumbrozer, or, to use a still more expressive comparison, as the combined heads of author and editor. The

work is wretchedly got up..... We should like to know how much British gold was pocketed by this libeller of our country and her purest patriots.

From the Oldfogrumville Mentor.

We have not had time to do more than glance through this handsomely printed volume, but the name of its respectable editor, the Rev. Mr. Wilbur, of Jaalam, will afford a sufficient guaranty for the worth of its contents. The paper is white, the type clear, and the volume of a convenient and attractive size. ... In reading this elegantly executed work, it has seemed to us that a passage or two might have been retrenched with advantage, and that the general style of diction was susceptible of a higher polish. .... On the whole, we may safely leave the ungrateful task of criticism to the reader. We will barely suggest, that in volumes intended, as this is, for the illustration of a provincial dialect and turns of expression, a dash of humor or satire might be thrown in with advantage. The work is admirably

Full

From the Bungtown Copper and Comprehensive
Tocsin (a try-weakly family journal),
Altogether an admirable work.
of humor, boisterous, but delicate, of wit
withering and scorching, yet combined with a
pathos cool as morning dew, of satire pon-
derous as the mace of Richard, yet keen as the
scymitar of Saladin.
A work full of

"mountain-mirth," mischievous as Puck, and
lightsome as Ariel. . . . . We know not whether
to admire most the genial, fresh, and discursive
concinnity of the author, or his playful faney,
weird imagination, and compass of style, at
once both objective and subjective.

We

might indulge in some criticisms, but, were the author other than he is, he would be a different being. As it is, he has a wonderful pose. which flits from flower to flower, and bears the reader irresistibly along on its eagle pinions (like Gany mede) to the "highest heaven of invention. We love a book so purely objective. Many of his pictures of natural scenery have au extraordinary subjective clearness and fidelity. In fine, we consider this as one of the most extraordinary volumes of this or any age, We know of no English author who could have written it. It is a work to which the proud genius of our country, standing with one foot on the Aroostook and the other on the Ri Grande, and holding up the star-spangled banner amid the wreck of matter and the crush of worlds, may point with bewildering scorn of the punier efforts of enslaved Europe. We hope soon to encounter our author among those higher walks of literature in which he is evigot up..... This work will form an appro-dently capable of achieving enduring fame. priate ornament to the centre-table. It is Already we should be inclined to assign him a beautifully printed, on paper of an excellent high position in the bright galaxy of our Amerquality. ican bards.

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From the World-Harmonic-Eolian-Attachment. Speech is silver: silence is golden. No utterance more Orphic than this. While, there fore, as highest author, we reverence him whose works continue heroically unwritten, we have also our hopeful word for those who with pen (from wing of goose loud-cackling, or seraph God-commissioned) record the thing that is revealed. ... Under mask of quaintest irony, we detect here the deep, storm-tost (nigh shipwracked) soul, thunder-scarred, semi-articulate, but ever climbing hopefully toward the peaceful summits of an Infinite Sorrow. Yes, thou poor, forlorn Hosea, with Hebrew fire-flaming soul in thee, for thee also this life of ours has not been without its aspects of heavenliest pity and langhingest mirth. Conceivable enough! Through coarse Thersites cloak, we have revelation of the heart, wildglowing, world-clasping, that is in him. Bravely he grapples with the life-problem as it sents itself to him, uncombed, shaggy, careless of the "nicer proprieties," inexpert of "elegant diction," yet with voice audible enough to whoso hath ears, up there on the gravelly sidehills, or down on the splashy, indiarubber-like salt-marshes of native Jaalam. To this soul also the Necessity of Creating somewhat has unveiled its awful front. If not Edipuses and Electras and Alcestises, then in God's name Birdofredum Sawins! These also shall get born into the world, and fileh (it so need) a Zingali subsistence therein, these lank, omnivorous Yankees of his. He shall paint the Seen, since the Unseen will not sit to him. Yet in him also are Nibelungen-lays, and Iliads, and Ulysses-wanderings, and Divine Comedies, if only once he could come at them! Therein lies much, nay all; for what truly is this which we name All, but that which we do not possess? Glimpses also are given us of an old father Ezekiel, not without paternal pride, as is the wont of such. A brown, parchmenthided old man of the geoponic or bucolic species, gray-eyed, we fancy, queued perhaps, with much weather-cunning and plentiful September-gale memories, bidding fair in good time to become the Oldest Inhabitant. After such hasty apparition, he vanishes and is seen no Of "Rev. Homer Wilbur, A. M., Pastor of the First Church in Jaalam," we have small care to speak here. Spare touch in him of his Melesigenes namesake, save, haply, the -blinduess! A tolerably caliginose, nephe

more.

legeretous elderly gentleman, with infinite faculty of sermonizing, muscularized by long practice, and excellent digestive apparatus, and, for the rest, well-meaning enough, and with small private illuminations (somewhat tallowy, it is to be feared) of his own. To him, there, "Pastor of the First Church in Jaalam," our Hosea presents himself as a quite inexplicable Sphinxriddle. A rich poverty of Latin and Greek, so far is clear enough, even to eyes peering myopic through horn-lensed editorial spectacles, -but naught farther? O purblind, well-meaning, altogether fuscous Melesigenes-Wilbur, there are things in him incommunicable by stroke of birch! Did it ever enter that old bewildered head of thine that there was the Possibility of the Infinite in him? To thee, quite wingless (and even featherless) biped, has not so much even as a dream of wings ever come? "Talented young parishioner"? Among the Arts whereof thou art Magister, does that of seeing happen to be one? Unhappy Artium Magister! Somehow a Nemean lion, fulvous, torrid-eyed, dry-nursed in broad-howling sandwildernesses of a sufficiently rare spirit-Libya (it may be supposed) has got whelped among the sheep. Already he stands wild-glaring, with feet clutching the ground as with oak-roots, gathering for a Remus-spring over the walls of thy little fold. In Heaven's name, go not near him with that flybite crook of thine! In good time, thou painful preacher, thou wilt go to the appointed place of departed Artillery-Election Sermons, Right-Hands of Fellowship, and Results of Councils, gathered to thy spiritual fathers with much Latin of the Epitaphial sort; thou, too, shalt have thy reward; but on him the Eumenides have looked, not Xantippes of the pit, snake-tressed, finger-threatening, but radiantly calm as on antique gems; for him paws impatient the winged courser of the gods, the empyrean glooms, and far-flashing splenchamping unwelcome bit; him the starry deeps,

dors await.

From the Onion Grove Phoenix.

A talented young townsman of ours, recently returned from a Continental tour, and who is already favorably known to our readers by his sprightly letters from abroad which have graced our columns, called at our office yesterday. We learn from him, that, having enjoyed the distinguished privilege, while in Germany, of an introduction to the celebrated Von Humbug, he took the opportunity to present that eminent man with a copy of the Biglow Papers." The next morning he received the following note, which he has kindly furnished us for publication. We prefer to print it verbatim, knowing that our readers will readily forgive the few errors into which the illustrious writer has fallen, through ignorance of our language.

"HIGH-WORTHY MISTER!

"I shall also now especially happy starve, because I have more or less a work of one those aboriginal Red-Men seen in which have I so deaf an interest ever taken full-worthy on the self shelf with our Gottsched to be upset. "Pardon my in the English-speech un-prac

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He also sent with the above note a copy of his famous work on "Cosmetics," to be presented to Mr. Biglow; but this was taken from our friend by the English custom-house officers, probably through a petty national spite. No doubt, it has by this time found its way into the British Museum. We trust this outrage will be exposed in all our American papers. We shall do our best to bring it to the notice of the State Department. Our numerous readers will share in the pleasure we experience at seeing our young and vigorous national literature thus encouragingly patted on the head by this venerable and world-renowned German. We love to see these reciprocations of goodfeeling between the different branches of the great Anglo-Saxon race.

[The following genuine "notice" having met my eye, I gladly insert a portion of it here, the more especially as it contains one of Mr. Biglow's poems not elsewhere printed.-H. W.]

From the Jaalam Independent Blunderbuss.

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But, while we lament to see our young townsman thus mingling in the heated contests of party politics, we think we detect in him the presence of talents which, if properly directed, might give an innocent pleasure to many. a proof that he is competent to the production of other kinds of poetry, we copy for our readers a short fragment of a pastoral by him, the manuscript of which was loaned us by a friend. The title of it is "The Courtin'."

ZEKLE crep' up, quite unbeknown,
An' peeked in thru the winder,
An' there sot Huldy all alone,
'ith no one nigh to hender.

Agin' the chimbly crooknecks hung,
An' in amongst 'em rusted

The ole queen's-arm thet gran'ther Young
Fetched back frum Concord busted.

The wannut logs shot sparkles out Towards the pootiest, bless her!

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SATIS multis sese emptores futuros libri professis, Georgius Nichols, Cantabrigiensis, opus emittet de parte gravi sed adhuc neglecta historiæ naturalis, cum titulo sequenti, videlicet:

Conatus ad Delineationem naturalem nonnihil perfectiorem Scaraberi Bombilatoris, vulgo dicti HUMBUG, ab HOMERO WILBUR, Artium Magistro, Societatis historico-naturalis Jaalamensis Præside (Secretario, Socioque (eheu!) singulo), multarumque aliarum Societatum eruditarum (sive ineruditarum) tam domesticarum quam transmarinarum Socio-forsitan futuro.

PROEMIUM. LECTORI BENEVOLO S.

Toga scholastica nondum deposita, quum systemata varia entomologica, a viris ejus scientiæ cultoribus studiosissimis summa diligentia ædificata, penitus indagassem, non fuit quin luctuose omnibus in iis, quamvis aliter laude dignissimis, hiatum magni momenti perciperem. Tunc, nescio quo motu superiore impulsus, aut qua captus dulcedine operis, ad eum implendum (Curtius alter) me solemniter devovi. Nec ab isto labore, dauoriws imposito, abstinui antequam tractatulum sufficienter inconcinnum lingua vernacula perfeceram. Inde, juveniliter tumefactus, et barathro

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