Mark Twain's Library of HumorC. L. Webster, 1888 - 707 Seiten |
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... only conjectured that if I asked old Wheeler about him , it would remind him of his infamous Jim Smiley , and he would go to Pronounced Ca - le - va - ras . I work and bore me to death with some exasperating reminiscence.
... only conjectured that if I asked old Wheeler about him , it would remind him of his infamous Jim Smiley , and he would go to Pronounced Ca - le - va - ras . I work and bore me to death with some exasperating reminiscence.
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... asked him how she was , and he said she was consid'able bet- ter - thank the Lord for his inf'nit mercy ! —and coming on so smart that , with the blessing of Prov'dence , she'd get well yet ; and Smiley , before he thought , says ...
... asked him how she was , and he said she was consid'able bet- ter - thank the Lord for his inf'nit mercy ! —and coming on so smart that , with the blessing of Prov'dence , she'd get well yet ; and Smiley , before he thought , says ...
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... asked , " Well , what in the name of the thirteen apostles is Skaneateles hair ? " " Oh , " says he , as he got on the other side of the table , and held his elbow up over his head so the press board wouldn't hurt , " Skeneateles is ...
... asked , " Well , what in the name of the thirteen apostles is Skaneateles hair ? " " Oh , " says he , as he got on the other side of the table , and held his elbow up over his head so the press board wouldn't hurt , " Skeneateles is ...
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... asked Harris , looking down at the taut line and expecting to see a big perch at least . " O , nothing in the fish way , " I returned , laughing ; " It's about the old guns . " " What about them ? " " I was thinking what jolly fun it ...
... asked Harris , looking down at the taut line and expecting to see a big perch at least . " O , nothing in the fish way , " I returned , laughing ; " It's about the old guns . " " What about them ? " " I was thinking what jolly fun it ...
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... asked the doctor . " I can't help it , " said the patient . " Well , " rejoined Tush- maker , " that tooth is bound to come out now . " TUSHMAKER'S WONDERFUL TOOTH- PULLER . He turned the lever clear round with a sudden jerk , and ...
... asked the doctor . " I can't help it , " said the patient . " Well , " rejoined Tush- maker , " that tooth is bound to come out now . " TUSHMAKER'S WONDERFUL TOOTH- PULLER . He turned the lever clear round with a sudden jerk , and ...
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Seite 506 - Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson.— Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text,— Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the— Moses— was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n'-house on the hill.
Seite 158 - Nicholas Vedder?" There was a silence for a little while, when an old man replied, in a thin piping voice, "Nicholas Vedder! why, he is dead and gone these eighteen years! There was a wooden tombstone in the church-yard that used to tell all about him, but that's rotten and gone too.
Seite 87 - Which is why I remark, And my language is plain, That for ways that are dark, And for tricks that are vain, The heathen Chinee is peculiar — Which the same I am free to maintain.
Seite 357 - O Woman ! in our hours of ease, Uncertain, coy, and hard to please, And variable as the shade By the light quivering aspen made, When pain and anguish wring the brow, A ministering angel thou ! — Scarce were the piteous accents said, When, with the Baron's casque, the maid To the nigh streamlet ran.
Seite 545 - In such a night Did Thisbe fearfully o'ertrip the dew And saw the lion's shadow ere himself And ran dismay'd away. Lor. In such a night Stood Dido with a willow in her hand Upon the wild sea banks and waft her love To come again to Carthage.
Seite 505 - He would build one shay to beat the taown 'n' the keounty 'n' all the kentry raoun' ; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown : " Fur," said the Deacon, " 't 's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain ; 'n' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Seite 98 - Zekle crep' up quite unbeknown An' peeked in thru' the winder, An' there sot Huldy all alone, 'Ith no one nigh to hender. A fireplace filled the room's one side With half a cord o' wood in — There warn't no stoves (tell comfort died) To bake ye to a puddin'.
Seite 89 - But the hands that were played By that heathen Chinee, And the points that he made, Were quite frightful to see, — Till at last he put down a right bower, Which the same Nye had dealt unto me. Then I looked up at Nye, And he gazed upon me ; And he rose with a sigh, And said, " Can this be? We are ruined by Chinese cheap labour," — And he went for that heathen Chinee.
Seite 151 - From even this strong-hold the unlucky Rip was at length routed by his termagant wife, who would suddenly break in upon the tranquillity of the assemblage and call the members all to naught ; nor was that august personage, Nicholas Vedder himself, sacred from the daring tongue of this terrible virago, who charged him outright with encouraging her husband in habits of idleness.
Seite 149 - Rip's sole domestic adherent was his dog Wolf, who was as much henpecked as his master ; for Dame Van Winkle regarded them as companions in idleness, and even looked upon Wolf with an evil eye, as the cause of his master's going so often astray.