Lady Boun. Do, do, daughter-while I get the lint and the probe and the plaster ready.

[Runs out one way, AIMWELL carries off DORINDA another.

Arch. Come, madam, why don't you obey your mother's commands?

Mrs. Sul. How can you, after what is passed, have the confidence to ask me?

Arch. And if you go to that, how can you, after what is passed, have the confidence to deny me? Was not this blood shed in your defence, and my life exposed for your protection? Look'ee, madam, I'm none of your romantic fools, that fight giants and monsters for nothing; my valour is downright Swiss; I'm a soldier of fortune, and must be paid. Mrs. Sul. 'Tis ungenerous in you, sir, to upbraid me with your services !

Arch. 'Tis ungenerous in you, madam, not to reward 'em.

Mrs. Sul. How! at the expense of my honour? Arch. Honour! can honour consist with ingratitude? If you would deal like a woman of honour, do like a man of honour. D'ye think I would deny you in such a case?

SCENE V.-The Gallery in the same.

Enter AIMWELL and DORINDA.

Dor. Well, well, my lord, you have conquered; your late generous action will, I hope, plead for my easy yielding; though I must own, your lordship had a friend in the fort before.

Aim. The sweets of Hybla dwell upon her tongue! -Here, doctor

Enter FOIGARD, with a book in his hand. Foi. Are you prepared boat?

Dor. I'm ready. But first, my lord, one word -I have a frightful example of a hasty marriage in my own family; when I reflect 'upon't it shocks me. Pray, my lord, consider a little

Aim. Consider! do you doubt my honour or my love?

Dor. Neither: I do believe you equally just as brave and were your whole sex drawn out for me to choose, I should not cast a look upon the multitude if you were absent. But, my lord, I'm a woman; colours, concealments may hide a thousand faults in me, therefore know me better first; I hardly dare affirm I know myself in anything except my love.

Aim. [Aside.] Such goodness who could injure ! I find myself unequal to the task of villain; she has gained my soul, and made it honest like her

own. I cannot, cannot hurt her.-[Aloud.] Doctor, retire. [Exit FOIGARD.] Madam, behold your lover and your proselyte, and judge of my passion by my conversion!-I'm all a lie, nor dare I give a fiction to your arms; I'm all counterfeit, except my passion.

Dor. Forbid it, Heaven! a counterfeit !

Aim. I am no lord, but a poor needy man, come with a mean, a scandalous design to prey upon your fortune; but the beauties of your mind and person have so won me from myself, that like a trusty servant, I prefer the interest of my mistress to my

own.

Dor. Sure I have had the dream of some poor mariner, a sleepy image of a welcome port, and wake involved in storms!-Pray, sir, who are you? Aim. Brother to the man whose title I usurped, but stranger to his honour or his fortune.

Dor. Matchless honesty !-Once I was proud, sir, of your wealth and title, but now am prouder that you want it now I can show my love was justly levelled, and had no aim but love.-Doctor,

come in.

Aim. I have discovered myself.

Arch. Discovered! and without my consent? What! have I embarked my small remains in the same bottom with yours, and you dispose of all without my partnership?

Aim. O Archer! I own my fault.

Arch. After conviction-'tis then too late for pardon. You may remember, Mr. Aimwell, that you proposed this folly: as you begun, so end it. Henceforth I'll hunt my fortune single-so farewell!

Aim. Stay, my dear Archer, but a minute.

Arch. Stay! what, to be despised, exposed, and laughed at! No, I would sooner change conditions with the worst of the rogues we just now bound, than bear one scornful smile from the proud knight that once I treated as my equal.

Aim. What knight?

Arch. Sir Charles Freeman, brother to the lady that I had almost-but no matter for that, 'tis a cursed night's work, and so I leave you to make

the best on't.

Aim. Freeman!-One word, Archer. Still I have hopes; methought she received my confession with pleasure.

Arch. 'Sdeath, who doubts it?

Aim. She consented after to the match; and still I dare believe she will be just.

Arch. To herself, I warrant her, as you should have been.

Aim. By all my hopes she comes, and smiling comes !

Re-enter DORINDA.

Dor. Come, my dear lord-I fly with impatience to your arms-the minutes of my absence was a tedious year. Where's this priest?

Re-enter FOIGARD.

Arch. Oons, a brave girl!

Dor. I suppose, my lord, this gentleman is privy to our affairs?

Arch. Yes, yes, madam, I'm to be your father. Dor. Come, priest, do your office.

Arch. Make haste, make haste, couple 'em any way. [Takes AIMWELL'S hand.] Come, madam, I'm to give you—

Dor. My mind's altered; I won't.

Arch. Eh

Aim. I'm confounded!

Foi. Upon my shoul, and sho is myshelf. Arch. What's the matter now, madam ? Dor. Look'ee, sir, one generous action deserves another. This gentleman's honour obliged him to hide nothing from me; my justice engages me to conceal nothing from him. In short, sir, you are the person that you thought you counterfeited; you are the true lord viscount Aimwell, and I wish your lordship joy.-Now, priest, you may be gone; if my lord is pleased now with the match, let his lordship marry me in the face of the world.

Aim.. Arch. What does she mean?
Dor. Here's a witness for my truth.

Sir Chas. 'Tis truth, upon my honour.

Aim. Thanks to the pregnant stars that formed this accident!

Arch. Thanks to the womb of time that brought it forth away with it!

Aim. Thanks to my guardian angel that led me to the prize! [Taking DORINDA's hand.

Arch. And double thanks to the noble sir Charles Freeman.-My lord, I wish you joy. My lady, I wish you joy.-Egad, sir Freeman, you're the honestest fellow living!-'Sdeath, I'm grown strange airy upon this matter!-My lord, how d'ye ?-A word, my lord; don't you remember something of a previous agreement, that entitles me to the moiety of this lady's fortune, which I think will amount to five thousand pounds?

Aim. Not a penny, Archer; you would ha' cut my throat just now, because I would not deceive this lady.

Arch. Ay, and I'll cut your throat again, if you should deceive her now.

Aim. That's what I expected; and to end the dispute, the lady's fortune is ten thousand pounds, we'll divide stakes: take the ten thousand pounds or the lady.

Dor. How is your lordship so indifferent?

Enter a Countryman with a box and a letter. Coun. Is there one Martin here? Arch. Ay, ay-who wants him? Coun. I have a box here, and letter for him.

[Gives the box and letter to ARCHER, and trở. Arch. Ha! ha! ha! what's here? Legerde. main!-By this light, my lord, our money again! - But this unfolds the riddle. - [Opening the letter.] Hum, hum, hum !-Oh, 'tis for the public good, and must be communicated to the company. [Reads.

Mr. Martin,

My father being afraid of an impeachment by the rogues that are taken to-night, is gone off; but if you can procure him a pardon, he'll make great discoveries that may be useful to the country. Could I have met you instead of your master tonight, I would have delivered myself into your hands, with a sum that much exceeds that in your strong-box, which I have sent you, with an assurance to my dear Martin that I shall ever be his most faithful friend till death.

CHERRY BONIFACE.

There's a billet-doux for you! As for the father, I think he ought to be encouraged; and for the daughter-pray, my lord, persuade your bride to take her into her service instead of Gipsy.

Aim. I can assure you, madam, your deliver. ance was owing to her discovery.

Dor. Your command, my lord, will do without the obligation. I'll take care of her.

Sir Chas. This good company meets oppor tunely in favour of a design I have in behalf of my unfortunate sister. I intend to part her from her husband-gentlemen, will you assist me! Arch. Assist you! 'sdeath, who would not? Count Bel. Assist! garzoon, we all assist !

Enter Squire SULLEN and SCRUB, Squire Sul. What's all this? They tell me, spouse, that you had like to have been robbed.

Mrs. Sul. Truly, spouse, I was pretty near it, had not these two gentlemen interposed.

Squire Sul. How came these gentlemen here? Mrs. Sul. That's his way of returning thanks, you must know.

Count Bel. Garzoon, the question be apropos for all dat.

Sir Chas. You promised last night, sir, that you would deliver your lady to me this morning. Squire Sul. Humph!

Arch. Humph! what do you mean by humph? Sir, you shall deliver her-in short, sir, we have saved you and your family; and if you are not civil, we'll unbind the rogues, join with 'em, and set fire to your house. What does the man mean? not part with his wife!

Count Bel. Ay, garzoon, de man no understan common justice.

Mrs. Sul. Hold, gentlemen, all things here must move by consent, compulsion would spoil us; let my dear and I talk the matter over, and you shall judge it between us.

Squire Sul. Let me know first who are to be our judges. Pray, sir, who are you?

Sir Chas. I am sir Charles Freeman, come to

take away your wife.

Squire Sul. And you, good sir?

Aim. Charles viscount Aimwell, come to take away your sister.

Squire Sul. And you, pray, sir?

Arch. Francis Archer, esquire, come

Squire Sul. To take away my mother, I hope. Gentlemen, you're heartily welcome; I never met with three more obliging people since I was born! -And now, my dear, if you please, you shall have the first word.

Arch. And the last, for five pound!
Mrs. Sul. Spouse !

Squire Sul. Rib!

Mrs. Sul. How long have we been married? Squire Sul. By the almanac, fourteen months; but by my account, fourteen years.

Mrs. Sul. 'Tis thereabout by my reckoning. Count Bel. Garzoon, their account will agree. Mrs. Sul. Pray, spouse, what did you marry for?

Squire Sul. To get an heir to my estate.
Sir Chas. And have you succeeded?
Squire Sul. No.

Arch. The condition fails of his side.-Pray, madam, what did you marry for?

Mrs. Sul. To support the weakness of my sex by the strength of his, and to enjoy the pleasures of an agreeable society.

Sir Chas. Are your expectations answered?

Mrs. Sul. No.

Count Bel. A clear case! a clear case!

Sir Chas. What are the bars to your mutual contentment?

Mrs. Sul. In the first place, I can't drink ale with him.

Squire Sul. Nor can I drink tea with her.
Mrs. Sul. I can't hunt with you.
Squire Sul. Nor can I dance with you.
Mrs. Sul. I hate cocking and racing.
Squire Sul. And I abhor ombre and piquet.
Mrs. Sul. Your silence is intolerable.
Squire Sul. Your prating is worse.

Mrs. Sul. Have we not been a perpetual offence to each other? a gnawing vulture at the heart? Squire Sul. A frightful goblin to the sight? Mrs. Sul. A porcupine to the feeling?

Squire Sul. Perpetual wormwood to the taste? Mrs. Sul. Is there on earth a thing we could agree in ?

Squire Sul. Yes-to part.

Mrs. Sul. With all my heart.
Squire Sul. Your hand.

Mrs. Sul. Here.

Squire Sul. These hands joined us, these shall part us.- -Away!

Mrs. Sul. North. Squire Sul. South.

Mrs. Sul. East.

Squire Sul. West-far as the poles asunder. Count Bel. Begar, the ceremony be vera pretty! Sir Chas. Now, Mr. Sullen, there wants only my sister's fortune to make us easy.

Squire Sul. Sir Charles, you love your sister, and I love her fortune; every one to his fancy. Arch. Then you won't refund?

Squire Sul. Not a stiver.

Arch. Then I find, madam, you must e'en go to your prison again.

Count Bel. What is the portion?

Sir Chas. Ten thousand pound, sir.

Count Bel. Garzoon, I'll pay it, and she shall go home wid me.

Arch. Ha! ha ha! French all over.-Do you know, sir, what ten thousand pound English is? Count Bel. No, begar, not justement.

Arch. Why, sir, 'tis a hundred thousand livres. Count Bel. A hundre tousand livres! A garzoon, me canno' do't, your beauties and their fortunes are both too much for me.

Arch. Then I will.-This night's adventure has proved strangely lucky to us all-for captain Gibbet in his walk had made bold, Mr. Sullen, with your study and escritoir, and had taken out all the writings of your estate, all the articles of marriage with your lady, bills, bonds, leases, receipts to an infinite value, I took 'em from him, and I deliver 'em to Sir Charles.

[Gives Sir CHARLES FREEMAN a parcel of papers and parchments.

Squire Sul. How, my writings !-my head aches consumedly. Well, gentlemen, you shall have her fortune, but I can't talk. If you have a mind, sir Charles, to be merry, and celebrate my sister's wedding and my divorce, you may command my house-but my head aches consumedly.-Scrub, bring me a dram.

Arch. [To Mrs. SULLEN.] Madam, there's a country dance to the trifle that I sung to-day; your hand, and we'll lead it up.

A Dance.

'Twould be hard to guess which of these parties is the better pleased, the couple joined, or the couple parted; the one rejoicing in hopes of an untasted happiness, and the other in their deliverance from an experienced misery.

Both happy in their several states we find, Those parted by consent, and those conjoin'd. Consent, if mutual, saves the lawyer's fee, Consent is law enough to set you free.

[Exeunt omnes.