La Fleur stepp'd out and brought a little water in a glass to dilute my ink,-then fetched sand and seal-wax. It was all one; I wrote, and blotted, and tore off, and burnt, and wrote again.-Le diable l'emporte, said I half to myself,-I cannot write this self-same letter, throwing the pen down despairingly as I said it. As soon as I had cast down my pen, La Fleur advanced with the most respectful carriage up to the table, and making a thousand apologies for the liberty he was going to take, told me he had a letter in his pocket, wrote by a drummer in his regiment to a corporal's wife, which, he durst say, would suit the occasion. I had a mind to let the poor fellow have his humour. Then prithee, said I, let me see it. La Fleur instantly pulled out a little dirty pocketbook, cramm'd full of small letters and billet-doux in a sad condition, and laying it upon the table, and then untying the string which held them all together, run them over one by one, till he came to the letter in question,—La voila, said he, clapping his hands: so, unfolding it first, he laid it before me, and retired three steps from the table whilst I read it. MADAME, THE LETTER. Je suis pénétré de la douleur la plus vive, et réduit en même temps au désespoir par ce retour imprévu du Caporal qui rend notre entrevue de ce soir la chose du monde la plus impossible. Mais vive la joie! et toute la mienne sera de pen ser à vous. L'amour n'est rien sans sentiment. Et le sentiment est encore moins sans amour. On dit aussi que Monsieur le Caporal monte la garde Mercredi : alors ce sera mon tour. Chacun à son tour. En attendant,-Vive l'amour! et vive la bagatelle! Je suis, Madame, Avec tous les sentiments les plus respectueux et les plus tendres, tout à vous, JAQUES ROQUE. It was but changing the Corporal into the Count, -and saying nothing about mounting guard on Wednesday, and the letter was neither right nor wrong, -so to gratify the poor fellow, who stood trembling for my honour, his own, and the honour of his letter, -I took the cream gently off it, and whipping it up in my own way,-I seal'd it up, and sent him with it to Madame de L-; and the next morning we pursued our journey to Paris. PARIS. WHEN a man can contest the point by dint of equipage, and carry on all floundering before him with half a dozen lackies and a couple of cooks, 'tis very well in such a place as Paris, he may drive in at which end of a street he will. A poor prince, who is weak in cavalry, and whose whole infantry does not exceed a single man, had best quit the field, and signalize himself in the cabinet, if he can get up into it,-I say up into in,-for there is no descending perpendicular amongst 'em with a "Me voici, mes enfans,"—here I am,-whatever many may think. I own, my first sensations, as soon as I was left solitary and alone in my own chamber in the hotel, were far from being so flattering as I had pre-figured them. I walked up gravely to the window in my dusty black coat, and, looking through the glass, saw all the world in yellow, blue, and green, running at the ring of pleasure.-The old, with broken lances, and in helmets which had lost their vizards. ;—the young, in armour bright, which shone like gold, beplumed with each gay feather of the east,-all,—all, -tilting at it like fascinated knights in tournaments of yore for fame and love. -Alas, poor Yorick! cried I, what art thou doing here? On the very first onset of all this glittering clatter, thou art reduced to an atom;-seek-seek some winding alley, with a tourniquet at the end of it, where chariot never rolled nor flambeau shot its rays; there thou mayst solace thy soul in converse sweet, with some kind grisette of a barber's wife, and get into such coteries! -May I perish! if I do, said I, pulling out a letter which I had to present to Madame de R***.-I'll wait upon this lady the very first thing I do. So I called La Fleur to go seek me a barber directly,―and come back and brush my coat. THE WIG. PARIS. WHEN the barber came, he absolutely refused to have any thing to do with my wig: 'twas either above or below his art: I had nothing to do but to take one ready made, of his own recommendation. -But I fear, friend, said I, this buckle won't stand. You may immerge it, replied he, into the ocean, and it will stand. What a great scale is every thing upon in this city thought I.-The utmost stretch of an English periwig-maker's ideas could have gone no further than to have "dipped it into a pail of water."What difference! 'tis like time to eternity! I confess I do hate all cold conceptions as I do the puny ideas which engender them; and am generally so struck with the great works of Nature, that, for my own part, if I could help it, I never would make a comparison less than a mountain at least. All that can be said against the French sublime in this instance of it, is this :-That the grandeur is more in the word, and less in the thing. No doubt the ocean fills the mind with vast ideas; but Paris being so far inland, it was not likely I should run post a hundred miles out of it to try the experiment: -the Parisian barber meant nothing. The pail of water standing beside the great deep makes certainly but a sorry figure in speech;--but 'twill be said, it has one advantage-'tis in the next room, and the truth of the buckle may be tried in it without more ado, in a single moment. In honest truth, and upon a more candid revision of the matter, The French expression professes more than it performs. I think I can see the precise and distinguishing marks of national characters more in these nonsensical minutiæ, than in the most important matters of state; where great men of all nations talk; and stalk so much alike, that I would not give ninepence to choose amongst them. I was so long in getting from under my barber's hands, that it was too late to think of going with my letter to Madame R- that night but, when a man is once dressed at all points for going out, his reflections turn to little account; so taking down the name of the Hotel de Modene, where I lodged, I walked forth without any determination where to go;-I shall consider of that, said I, as I walk along. THE PULSE. PARIS. HAIL, ye small sweet courtesies of life, for smooth do ye make the road of it! like grace and beauty, which beget inclinations to love at first sight: 'tis ye who open this door and let the stranger in. -Pray, Madame, said I, have the goodness to tell me which way I must turn to go to the Opéra Comique. Most willingly, Monsieur, said she, laying aside her work. I had given a cast with my eye into half a dozen shops as I came along, in search of a face not likely to be disordered by such an interruption; till, at last, this hitting my fancy, I had walked in. She was working a pair of ruffles as she sat in a low chair on the far side of the shop facing the door. -Très volontiers; most willingly, said she, laying her work down upon a chair next her, and rising up from the low chair she was sitting in, with so cheerful a movement and so cheerful a look, that, had I been laying out fifty Louis d'ors with her, I should have said "This woman is grateful." |