THE CAP AND BELLS OR THE JEALOUSIES A FAERY TALE-UNFINISHED In midmost Ind, beside Hydaspes cool, There stood, or hover'd, tremulous in the air, A faery city, 'neath the potent rule Of Emperor Elfinan; fam'd ev'rywhere For love of mortal women, maidens fair, Whose lips were solid, whose soft hands were made Of a fit mould and beauty, ripe and rare, To pamper his slight wooing, warm yet staid : He lov'd girls smooth as shades, but hated a mere shade. II. This was a crime forbidden by the law; They wept, he sin'd, and still he would sin on, They dreamt of sin, and he sin'd while they slept; In vain the pulpit thunder'd at the throne, Caricature was vain, and vain the tart lampoon. III. Which seeing, his high court of parliament Themselves with what in faery land was sweet, IV. Meantime he sent a fluttering embassy To half beg, and half demand, respectfully, An audience had, and speeching done, they gain V. As in old pictures tender cherubim A child's soul thro' the sapphir'd canvas bear, With the sweet princess on her plumag'd lair, A pigeon's somerset, for sport or change's sake. VI. "Dear Princess, do not whisper me so loud," His running, lying, flying foot-man too, Dear mistress, let him have no handle against you! VII. "Show him a mouse's tail, and he will guess, With metaphysic swiftness, at the mouse; V 1-2 As in old Pictures Cherubs bear aloft "Peace! The owner out of it; show him a"Peace! nor contrive thy mistress' ire to rouse !" Return'd the Princess, "my tongue shall not cease Till from this hated match I get a free release. VIII. "Ah, beauteous mortal!" "Hush!" quoth Coralline, In stouter hearts than nurse's fear and dread: IX. So she was silenc'd, and fair Bellanaine, That Fate, cross-purposing, should let her be With lowland blood; and lowland blood she thought Poison, as every staunch true-born Imaian ought. X. Sorely she griev'd, and wetted three or four White Provence rose-leaves with her faery tears, But not for this cause ;-alas! she had more Bad reasons for her sorrow, as appears In the fam'd memoirs of a thousand years, Written by Crafticant, and published By Parpaglion and Co., (those sly compeers Who rak'd up ev'ry fact against the dead,) In Scarab Street, Panthea, at the Jubal's Head. XI. Where, after a long hypercritic howl With special strictures on the horrid crime, (Section'd and subsection'd with learning sage,) Of faeries stooping on their wings sublime To kiss a mortal's lips, when such were in their prime. XII. Turn to the copious index, you will find Against this highland princess, rating her To this new-fangled vice, which seems a burr Stuck in his moral throat, no coughing e'er could stir. XIII. There he says plainly that she lov'd a man! Where liv'd the youth, who worried and annoy'd XIV. But let us leave this idle tittle-tattle To waiting-maids, and bed-room coteries, Nor till fit time against her fame wage battle. Poor Elfinan is very ill at ease, Let us resume his subject if you please: To rhyme and syllable his miseries; Poor Elfinan! whose cruel fate was such, He sat and curs'd a bride he knew he could not touch. XV. Soon as (according to his promises) The bridal embassy had taken wing, And vanish'd, bird-like, o'er the suburb trees, Of love, retired, vex'd and murmuring Like any drone shut from the fair bee-queen, His limbs upon a sofa, full of spleen, And damn'd his House of Commons, in complete chagrin. XVI. "I'll trounce some of the members," cried the Prince, "I'll put a mark against some rebel names, I'll make the Opposition-benches wince, I'll show them very soon, to all their shames, What 'tis to smother up a Prince's flames; That ministers should join in it, I own, Surprises me!-they too at these high games! Am I an Emperor? Do I wear a crown? Imperial Elfinan, go hang thyself or drown! XVII. "I'll trounce 'em!-there's the square-cut chancellor, His son shall never touch that bishopric; And for the nephew of old Palfior, I'll show him that his speech has made me sick, And give the colonelcy to Phalaric; The tiptoe marquis, moral and gallant, Shall lodge in shabby taverns upon tick; And for the Speaker's second cousin's aunt, She sha'n't be maid of honour,-by heaven that she sha'n't! XVIII. "I'll shirk the Duke of A.; I'll cut his brother; I'll give no garter to his eldest son; I won't speak to his sister or his mother! But how in the world can I contrive to stun KEATS XVIII 9 Biancopany Whitbread. |