At him or him I take no aim,1 I grant it does: and who's so great, An Ant there was, whose forward prate (1) The line should be "At it or him, I take no aim." (2) In fact it is very well that fable has been invented, since what is an anodyne when applied by a man's self to his ill, becomes a cautery when clapped on him by another. "Tis order'd (lest wrong application Should starve that wise industrious nation) Their stock, and what defray'd the year; He brought (since he could not refuse 'em) Some scraps An honest Pismire, warm with zeal, In justice to the public weal, Thus spoke:-"The nation's hoard is low; I know our annual funds' amount; Why such expense? and where's the' account?" 2 The Ant in office thus replied: "Consider, Sirs, were secrets told, How could the best-schemed projects hold? 'Twould lay us open to our foes. My duty and my well-known zeal Bid me our present schemes conceal : But, on my honour, all the' expense (Though vast) was for the swarm's defence." (1) A fair example of "cooked" state accounts. The late Lord Errol, alluding to the facile audacity with which these were prepared and vouched for, used to, say, that "for any purpose of deception commend him to facts and figures!" (2) This pismire is commended to the earnest attention of Mr. Joseph Hume. They pass'd the' account as fair and just; And voted him implicit trust. Next year again the granary drain'd, He thus his innocence maintain'd: "Think how our present matters stand, What dangers threat from every hand; What hosts of turkeys stroll for food, No farmer's wife but hath her brood. Consider, when invasion's near, Intelligence must cost us dear; And, in this ticklish situation, A secret told betrays the nation: But on my honour, all the expense (Though vast) was for the swarm's defence." 1 Again, without examination, They thank'd his sage administration. The year revolves. Their treasure spent, Again in secret service went: His honour, too, again was pledged, To satisfy the charge alleged. When thus, with panic shame possess'd, (1) Speech of the Secretary at War in 1852. Thus for a paltry sneaking bribe, We cheat ourselves and all the tribe; Grows from our annual toil and pains." They vote th' account shall be inspected; The fraud is sentenced; and his hoard, (1) The "auri sacra fames" has been the upas-tree, beneath whose blight, virtue has waned, innocence suffered, and honesty and merit starved, from the period of the birth of Lord Peter's bulls (vide Swift's Tale of a Tub), whose roaring subsided, "pulveris exigui jactu," to the epoch of the "greatest, wisest, meanest of mankind," Lord Bacon, and-later. Hence the necessity of state intrigue and diplomatic falsehood, which after all afford but scant protection to the bewildered, grasping minister, against the outcries of the patriotic because famished place-hunters, who draw their eloquence from their disappointment, and their vehement invective upon venality, from their own craving need! Compare former speeches and characters, with those upon the scene now, and the only difference is that they figure in different days: nay more the staple commodity of their eloquence is the same, and if we took up a gazette or "broadside" of Anne, and placed it side by side with the Times newspaper, we should find that the country throughout has always been on the eve of destruction, money always requisite for defences, state arts quite as rife, ministerial excuses just as plausible, and premier, prelate, patriot, and parasite, equally "honourable" when there was nothing to lose, and equally supple when there was anything to gain! "Can they not juggle, and, with slight Conveyance, play with wrong and right? The same case, several ways adjudge?"-HUDIBRAS. THAT man must daily wiser grow, And on firm reason founds his hope; |