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would be so far from being happy, that the souls of Smelfungus and Mundungus would do penance there to all eternity.

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MONTREUIL.

I HAD once lost my portmanteau from behind my chaise, and twice got out in the rain, and one of the times up to the knees in dirt, to help the postillion to tie it on, without being able to find out what was wanting; nor was it till I got to Montreuil, upon the landlord's asking me if I wanted not a servant, that it occurred to me that that was the very thing. "A servant! that I do most sadly," quoth Because, Monsieur," said the landlord, "there is a clever young fellow, who would be very proud of the honour to serve an Englishman." "But why an English one, more than any other?" "They are so generous," said the landlord. I'll be shot if this is not a livre out of my pocket," quoth I to myself, "this very night." "But they have wherewithal to be so, Monsieur," added he. down one livre more for that," quoth I.

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was but last night," said the landlord, “qu'un milord Anglois présentoit un écu à la fille de chambre." "Tant pis pour Mademoiselle Jeanneton," said I.

Now Janatone being the landlord's daughter, and the landlord supposing I was young in French, took the liberty to inform me, I should not have said tant pis, but tant mieux. "Tant mieux, toujours, monsieur," said he, "when there is anything to be got; tant pis, when there is nothing." "It comes to the same thing," said I. Pardonnez-moi," said the land

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I cannot take a fitter opportunity to observe, once for all, that tant pis, and tant mieux, being two of the great hinges in French conversation, a stranger would do well to set himself right in the use of them, before he gets to Paris.

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A prompt French marquess, at our ambassador's table, demanded of Mr. H—, if he was H- the poet. "No," said Mr. Hmildly. "Tant pis," replied the marquess. "It is H the historian," said another. "Tant mieux," said the marquess; and Mr. H- who is a man of an excellent heart, returned thanks for both.

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When the landlord had set me right in this matter, he called in La Fleur, which was the name of the young man he had spoken of, saying only first, that as for his talents he would presume to say nothing, Monsieur was the best judge what would suit him; but for the fidelity of La Fleur, he would stand responsible in all he was worth.

The landlord delivered this in a manner which instantly set my mind to the business İ was upon, and La Fleur, who stood waiting without, in that breathless expectation which every son of Nature of us have felt in our turns, came in.

MONTREUIL.

I AM apt to be taken with all kinds of people at first sight; but never more so than when a poor devil comes to offer his service to so poor a devil as myself; and as I know this weakness, I always suffer my judgment to draw back something on that very account, and this more or less, according to the mood I am in, and the case—and I may add, the gender too—of the person I am to govern.

When La Fleur entered the room, after every discount I could make for my soul, the genuine look and air of the fellow determined the matter at once in his favour; so I hired him first, and then began to inquire what he could do. "But I shall find out his talents," quoth I, "as I want them; besides, a Frenchman can do everything."

Now poor La Fleur could do nothing in the world but beat a drum, and play a march or two upon the fife. I was determined to make his talents do: and can't say my weakness was ever so insulted by my wisdom, as in the attempt.

La Fleur had set out early in life, as gallantly as most Frenchmen do, with serving for a few years; at the end of which, having satisfied the sentiment, and found, moreover, that the honour of beating a drum was likely to be its own reward, as it opened no further track of glory to him, he retired à ses terres, and lived comme il plaisoit à Dieu—that is to say, upon nothing.

-“And so,” quoth Wisdom, "you have hired a drummer to attend you in this tour of yours through France and Italy." "Pshaw!"

said I, "and do not one half of our gentry go with a humdrum compagnon de voyage the same round, and have the piper and the devil and all to pay besides? When a man can extricate himself with an équivoque in such an unequal match, he is not ill off. But you can do something else, La Fleur?" said I. "O qu' oui ! he could make spatterdashes, and play a little upon the fiddle." "Bravo!" said Wisdom. "Why I play a bass myself," said I; "we shall do very well. You can shave, and dress a wig a little, La Fleur?" He had all the dispositions in the world. "It is enough for Heaven," said I, interrupting him, " and ought to be enough for me." So supper coming in, and having a frisky English spaniel on one side of my chair, and a French valet, with as much hilarity in his countenance as ever nature painted in one, on the other, I was satisfied to my heart's content with my empire; and if monarchs knew what they would be at, they might be as satisfied as I was.

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