Priest who accompanied him round the graveyard: but what was my surprise, when I heard the stentorian voice of the Friar join in the responses. He had, in fact, after having seen the.. weighty bag of money, collected at the offerings, brought himself into contact with the Bishop, to whom he was now slavishly obsequious; but, as he said himself, I suppose he was determined, if possible, to have a " dividend of the masses."

When the usual prayers were over, the coffin was lowered into the grave, and the sexton was about to throw down the earth upon it, when the Friar stopped him, "What do you mean, fellow!" he exclaimed," be asy, man, give the shovel to Docthor M. ;" and, as he uttered the words, his eye accidentally met mine, upon which he gave me a very shrewd wink, but said nothing.

The Bishop took the shovel, and, with more skill than could be expected, threw in the three first shovelsful upon the coffin. I should have observed, however, that, before this, a bag of clay, consecrated by him, was first scattered over it, immediately on its being laid in the grave. The sexton then took the shovel out of his hand, and, with professional indifference, built, over the remains of the venerable Christian, "that house prepared for all living."

NEAL MALONE.

There never was a greater souled or doughtier tailor than little Neal Malone. Though but four feet four in height, he paced the earth with the courage and confidence of a giant; nay, one would have imagined that he walked as if he feared the world itself was about to give way under him. Let no one dare to say in future that a tailor is but the ninth part of a man. That reproach has been gloriously taken away from the character of the cross-legged corporation by Neal Malone. He has wiped it off like a stain from the collar of a second-hand coat; he has pressed this wrinkle out of the lying front of antiquity; he has drawn together this rent in the respectability of his profession. No. By him who was breeches-maker to the gods-that is, except, like Highlanders, they eschewed inexpressibles-by him who cut Jupiter's frieze jocks for winter, and

eke by the bottom of his thimble, we swear, that Neal Malone was more than the ninth part of a man!

Setting aside the Patagonians, we maintain that two-thirds of mortal humanity were comprised in Neal; and, perhaps, we might venture to assert, that two-thirds of Neal's humanity were equal to six-thirds of another man's. It is right well known that Alexander the Great was a little man, and we doubt whether, had Alexander the Great been bred to the tailoring business, he would have exhibited so much of the hero as Neal Malone. At all events, Neal would certainly have looked up with contempt upon Alexander the coppersmith. Neal was descended from a fighting family, who had signalised themselves in as many battles as ever any single hero of antiquity fought. His father, his grandfather, and his great grandfather, were all fighting men, and his ancestors in general, up, probably, to Con of the Hundred Battles himself. No wonder, therefore, that Neal's blood should cry out against the cowardice of his calling; no wonder that he should be an epitome of all that was valorous and heroic in a peaceable man, for we neglected to inform the reader that Neal, though "bearing no base mind," never fought any man in his own person. That, however, deducted nothing from

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his courage. If he did not fight, it was simply because he found cowardice universal. No man would engage him; his spirit blazed in vain his thirst for battle was doomed to remain unquenched, except by whiskey, and this only increased it. In short, he could find no foe. He has often been known to challenge the first cudgelplayers and pugilists of the parish; to provoke men of fourteen stone weight; and to bid mortal defiance to faction heroes of all grades-but in vain. There was that in him which told them that an encounter with Neal would strip them of their laurels. Neal saw all this with a lofty indignation; he deplored the degeneracy of the times, and thought it hard that the descendant of such a fighting family should be doomed to pass through life peaceably, whilst so many excellent rows and riots took place around him. It was a calamity to see every man's head broken but his own; a dismal thing to observe his neighbours go about with their bones in bandages, yet his untouched; and his friends beat black and blue, whilst his own cuticle remained undiscoloured.

"Blur-an'-agers!" exclaimed Neal one day, when half-tipsy in the fair," am I never to get a bit of fightin'! Is there no cowardly spalpeen to stand afore Neal Malone? Be this an' be that, I'm blue-moulded for want of a batin'! I'm disgracin' my relations by the life I'm ladin'! Will none o' yees fight me aither for love, money,