Humorous Hits ; And, How to Hold an Audience: A Collection of Short Selections, Stories and Sketches for All OccasionsFunk & Wagnalls, 1908 - 334 Seiten |
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... POOR WAS MAD Charles Battell Loomis 167 " CHARLIE MUST NOT RING TO - NIGHT " MY. PAGE ROBIN TAMSON'S SMIDDY A BIG MISTAKE Alexander Rodger 127 Anonymous 129 LORD DUNDREARY'S LETTER 66 131 66 SLANG PHRASES 133 THE MERCHANT AND THE BOOK ...
... POOR WAS MAD Charles Battell Loomis 167 " CHARLIE MUST NOT RING TO - NIGHT " MY. PAGE ROBIN TAMSON'S SMIDDY A BIG MISTAKE Alexander Rodger 127 Anonymous 129 LORD DUNDREARY'S LETTER 66 131 66 SLANG PHRASES 133 THE MERCHANT AND THE BOOK ...
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... poor friend Melpomenus Jones , a curate - such a dear young man and only twenty - three ! He simply couldn't get away from people . He was too modest to tell a lie , and too relig- ious to wish to appear rude . Now it happened HUMOROUS ...
... poor friend Melpomenus Jones , a curate - such a dear young man and only twenty - three ! He simply couldn't get away from people . He was too modest to tell a lie , and too relig- ious to wish to appear rude . Now it happened HUMOROUS ...
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... poor gentleman , he nevare speak , but he whistle a good deal . " " Whistle a good deal . I don't understand you . " " Vell , sare , he try to speak and toujours he finish up mit a vhistle . " " I still fail to follow you - how long has ...
... poor gentleman , he nevare speak , but he whistle a good deal . " " Whistle a good deal . I don't understand you . " " Vell , sare , he try to speak and toujours he finish up mit a vhistle . " " I still fail to follow you - how long has ...
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... poor gentleman , he " " Excuse the apparent rudeness of the remark , but has he paid his bill ? " " No , sare , he not pay his bill yet . " " Well , what does he do when you show him his bill ? " " Oh ! mostly he whistle . " " If ...
... poor gentleman , he " " Excuse the apparent rudeness of the remark , but has he paid his bill ? " " No , sare , he not pay his bill yet . " " Well , what does he do when you show him his bill ? " " Oh ! mostly he whistle . " " If ...
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... poor heart to think What we should do for hay , If grass instead of growing up Would grow the other way . It's present rate of growing , Makes it safe to say that soon , " Twill cover all the hills at morn And in the afternoon . And I ...
... poor heart to think What we should do for hay , If grass instead of growing up Would grow the other way . It's present rate of growing , Makes it safe to say that soon , " Twill cover all the hills at morn And in the afternoon . And I ...
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Seite 311 - As for man, his days are as grass; as a flower of the field, so he flourisheth : For the wind passeth over it, and it is gone ; and the place thereof shall know it no more.
Seite 300 - This story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered, — We few, we happy few, we band of brothers...
Seite 269 - twas but the wind, Or the car rattling o'er the stony street; On with the dance! let joy be unconfined; No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing Hours with flying feet But hark!
Seite 311 - Sunset and evening star, And one clear call for me! And may there be no moaning of the bar, When I put out to sea, But such a tide as moving seems asleep, Too full for sound and foam, When that which drew from out the boundless deep Turns again home. Twilight and evening bell, And after that the dark! And may there be no sadness of farewell, When I embark; For tho...
Seite 296 - Captain! dear father! This arm beneath your head! It is some dream that on the deck, You've fallen cold and dead. My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still, My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will, The ship is...
Seite 269 - Belgium's capital had gathered then Her beauty and her chivalry, and bright The lamps shone o'er fair women and brave men; A thousand hearts...
Seite 299 - By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if men my garments wear; Such outward things dwell not in my desires. But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive.
Seite 9 - ... t were, the mirror up to nature ; to show virtue her own feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure. Now this overdone or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve ; the censure of the which one must in your allowance o'erweigh a whole theatre of others.
Seite 270 - Last noon beheld them full of lusty life, Last eve in Beauty's circle proudly gay, The midnight brought the signal-sound of strife, The morn, the marshalling in arms — the day, Battle's magnificently stern array! The thunder-clouds close o'er it, which when rent. The earth is covered thick with other clay, Which her own clay shall cover, heaped and pent, Rider and horse, friend, foe, in one red burial blent.
Seite 270 - And there was mounting in hot haste : the steed, The mustering squadron, and the clattering car, Went pouring forward with impetuous speed, And swiftly forming in the ranks of war; And the deep thunder peal on peal afar, And near, the beat of the alarming drum, Roused up the soldier ere the morning star ; While thronged the citizens with terror dumb, Or whispering with white lips — " The foe ! They come ! they come ! " And wild and high the " Cameron's gathering