enemy to mirth, as to send me back crying for my pains. My application to you, Monsieur le Count de B**** (making him a low bow), is to desire he will not. The Count heard me with great good-nature, or I had not said half as much- and once or C'est bien dit. So I rested my twice said cause there more about it. and determined to say no The Count led the discourse: we talk'd of indifferent things of books, and politics, and men-and then of women- -God bless them all! said I, after much discourse about them there is not a man upon earth who loves them so much as I do: after all the foibles I have seen, and all the satires I have read against them, still I love them; being firmly persuaded that a man, who has not a sort of an affection for the whole sex, is incapable of ever loving a single one as he ought. ni Heh bien! Monsieur l'Anglois, said the Count, gaily You are not come to spy the nakedness of the land- I believe you encore, I dare say that of our women But permit me to conjecture. if, par hazard, they fell into your way, that the prospect would not affect you. I have something within me which cannot bear the shock of the least indecent insinuation: in the sportability of chit-chat I have often endeavoured to conquer it, and with infinite pain have hazarded a thousand things to a dozen of the sex together the least of which I could not venture to a single one to gain heaven. Excuse me, Monsieur le Count, said I as for the nakedness of your land, if I saw it, I should cast my eyes over it with tears in them -and for that of your women (blushing at the idea he had excited in me), I am so evangelical in this, and have such a fellow-feeling for whatever is weak about them, that I would cover it with a garment, if I knew how to throw it on -But I could wish, continued I, to spy the nakedness of their hearts, and through the different disguises of customs, climates, and religion, find out what is good in them to fashion my own by- and therefore am I come. It is for this reason, Monsieur le Count, continued I, that I have not seen the Palais Royal - nor the Luxembourg nor the Façade of the Louvre- nor have attempted to swell the catalogues we have of pictures, statues, and churches I conceive every fair being as a temple, and would rather enter in, and see the original drawings, and loose sketches hung up in it, than the transfiguration of Raphael itself. The thirst of this, continued I, as impatient as that which inflames the breast of the connoisseur, has led me from my own home into France - and from France will lead me through Italy -'tis a quiet journey of the heart in pursuit of NATURE, and those affections which arise out of her, which make us love each other and the world, better than we do. The Count said a great many civil things to me upon the occasion; and added, very politely, how much he stood obliged to Shakespeare for making me known to him But, à-propos, said he, Shakespeare is full of great things — he forgot a small punctilio of announcing your name it puts you under a necessity of doing it yourself. The Passport-Versailles T HERE is not a more perplexing affair in life to me, than to set about telling any one who I am-for there is scarce any body I cannot give a better account of than myself; and I have often wish'd I could do it in a single word and have an end of it. It was the only time and occasion in my life I could accomplish this to any purposefor Shakespeare lying upon the table, and recollecting I was in his books, I took up Hamlet, and turning immediately to the gravediggers scene in the fifth act, I laid my finger upon YORICK, and advancing the book to the Count, with my finger all the way over the Me voici! said I. name Now whether the idea of poor Yorick's skull was put out of the Count's mind by the reality of my own, or by what magic he could drop a period of seven or eight hundred years, makes nothing in this account- -'tis certain the French conceive better than they combine I wonder at nothing in this world, and the less at this; inasmuch as one of the first of our own church, for whose candour and paternal sentiments I have the highest veneration, fell into the same mistake in the very same case, "He could not bear," he said, "to look into the sermons wrote by the king of Denmark's jester." -Good my lord! said I; but there are two Yoricks. The Yorick your lordship thinks of has been dead and buried eight hundred years ago; he flourish'd in Horwendillus's1 court 1 Horwendil was the father of Amleth (i. e. Hamlet). See Saxo Grammaticus's Danish History. the other Yorick is myself, who have flourish'd, my lord, in no court - He shook his head — Good God! said I, you might as well confound Alexander the Great with Alexander the Coppersmith, my lord—'T was all one, he replied. -If Alexander king of Macedon could have translated your lordship, said I, I'm sure your lordship would not have said So. The poor Count de B**** fell but into the same error Et, Monsieur, est il Yorick? cried the Vous? Moi-moi qui ai l'honneur de vous parler, Monsieur le Comte-Mon Dieu! said he, embracing me Vous êtes Yorick! Count. Je le suis, said I. The Count instantly put the Shakespeare into his pocket, and left me alone in his room. The Passport-Versailles COULD not conceive why the Count de B**** had gone so abruptly out of the room, any more than I could conceive why he had put the Shakespeare into his pocket. Mysteries which must explain them |