comparison less than a mountain at least. All that can be said against the French sublime in this instance of it, is this that the grandeur is more in the word and less in the thing. No doubt the ocean fills the mind with vast ideas; but Paris being so far inland, it was not likely I should run post a hundred miles out of it, to try the experiment the Parisian barber meant no

The pail of water, standing beside the great deep, makes certainly but a sorry figure in speech-but 'twill be said it has one advantage - 'tis in the next room and the truth of the buckle may be tried in it without more ado, in a single moment.

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In honest truth, and upon a more candid revision of the matter, The French expression professes more than it performs.

I think I can see the precise and distinguishing marks of national characters more in these nonsensical minutiœ, than in the most important matters of state; where great men of all nations talk and stalk so much alike, that I would not give nine-pence to chuse amongst them,

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I was so long in getting from under my barber's hands, that it was too late to think of going with my letter to Madame R-that night but when a man is once dressed at all points for going out, his reflections turn to little account: so, taking down the name of the hotel de Modène where I lodged, I walked forth without any determination where to go I shall consider of that, said 1, as I walk along,

THE PULSE.

PARIS.

Hail, ye small sweet courtesies of life, for smooth do ye make the road of it! like grace and beauty which beget inclinations to love at first sight; 'tis ye who open this door and let the stranger in.

— Pray, Madame, said I, have the goodness to tell

me which way I must turn to go to the Opera comique. -Most willingly, Monsieur, said she, laying aside her work.

I had given a cast with my eye into half a dozen shops as I came along, in search of a face not likely to be disordered by such an interruption; till at last this hitting my fancy, I had walked in.

She was working a pair of ruffles as she sat in a low chair, on the far side of the shop facing the door

Très volontiers; most willingly, said she, laying her work down upon a chair next her, and rising up from the low chair she was sitting in, with so cheerful a movement, and so cheerful a look, that, had I been laying out fifty louis d'or with her, I should have said woman is grateful.

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You must turn, Monsieur, said she, going with me to the door of the shop, and pointing the way down the street I was to take-you must turn first to your left hand mais prenez garde· there are two turns; and be so good as to take the second-then go down a little and you'll see a church, and when you are past it, give yourself the trouble to turn directly to the right, and that will lead you to the foot of the Pont-Neuf, which you must cross-and there, any one will do himself the pleasure to show you→→→

She repeated her instructions three times over to me, with the same good-natured patience the third time as the first; and if tones and manners have a meaning, which certainly they have, unless to hearts which shut them out-she seemed really interested, that I should not lose myself.

I will not suppose it was the woman's beauty, notwithstanding she was the handsomest grisette, I think, I ever saw, which had much to do with the sense I had of her courtesy; only I remember, when I told her how much I was obliged to her, that I looked very full in her eyes, and that I repeated my thanks as often as she had done her instructions.

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I had not got ten paces from the door, before I found

I had forgot every tittle of what she had said-so looking back, and seeing her still standing in the door of the shop, as if to look whether I went right or not I returned back, to ask her whether the first turn was to my right or left-for that I had absolutely forgot. Is it possible! said she, half laughing. 'Tis very possible, replied I, when a man is thinking more of a woman than of her good advice.

As this was the real truth-she took it, as every woman takes a matter of right, with a slight courtesy.

- Attendez, said she, laying her hand upon my arm to-detain me, whilst she called a lad out of the back-shop to get ready a parcel of gloves. I am just going to send him, said she, with a packet into that quarter; and if you will have the complaisance to step in, it will be ready in a moment, and he shall attend you to the place. So I walked in with her to the far side of the shop, and taking up the ruffle in my hand which she laid upon the chair, as if I had a mind to sit, she sat down herself in her low chair, and I instantly sat myself down beside her.

-He will be ready, Monsieur, said she, in a moment. -And in that moment, replied I, most willingly would I say something very civil to you for all these courtesies. Any one may do a casual act of good-nature, but a continuation of them shews it is a part of the temperature; and certainly, added I, if it is the same blood which comes from the heart, which descends to the extremes (touching her wrist), I am sure you must have one of the best pulses of any woman in the world Feel it, said she, holding out her arm. So, laying down my hat, I took hold of her fingers in one hand, and applied the two fore-fingers of my other to the artery —

Would to heaven! my dear Eugenius, thou hadst passed by, and beheld me sitting in my black coat, and in my lack-a-daysical manner, counting in the throbs of it, one by one, with as much true devotion as if I had been watching the critical ebb or flow of her fever How wouldst thou have laughed and moralized upon my

new profession!--and thou shouldst have laughed and moralized on — Trust me, my dear Eugenius, I should have said, there are worse occupations in this world thun feeling a woman's pulse. But a grisette's! thou wouldst have said and in an open shop, Yorick !

So much the better: for when my views are direct, Eugenius, I care not if all the world saw me feel it.

THE HUSBAND.

PARIS.

I had counted twenty pulsations, and was going on fast towards the fortieth, when her husband coming unexpected from a back parlour into the shop, put me a little out in my reckoning. 'Twas nobody but her husband, she said Monsieur is so so I began a fresh score good, quoth she, as he passed by us, as to give himself the trouble of feeling my pulse The husband took off is hat, and making me a how, sáid I did him too much honour and having said that, he put on his hat,

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Good God! said I to myself, as he went out and can this man be the husband of this woman?

Let it not torment the few who know what must have been the grounds of this exclamation, if I explain it to those who do not.

In London a shopkeeper and a shopkeeper's wife seem to be one bone and one flesh in the several endowments of mind and body, sometimes the one, sometimes the other has it, so as in general to be upon a par, and to tally with each other as nearly as man and wife need to do.

In Paris, there are scarce two orders of beings more different for the legislative and ecutive powers of the shop not resting in the husband, he seldom comes there

in some dark and dismal room behind, he sits commerceless in his thrum night-cap, the same rough son of Nature that Nature left him.

The genius of a people, where nothing but the monarchy is salique, having ceded this department, with sundry others, totally to the women by a continual higgling with customers of all ranks and sizes, from morning to night, like so many rough pebbles shook along together in a bag, by amicable collisions they have worn down their asperities and sharp angles, and not only become round and smooth, but will receive, some of them, a polish like a brilliant-Monsieur le mari is little better than the stone under your feet.

-Surely surely, man! it is not good for thee to sit alone-thou wast made for social intercourse and gentle greetings, and this improvement of our natures from it I appeal to as my evidence.

And how does it beat, Monsieur ? said she. — With all the benignity, said I, looking quietly in her eyes, that I expected She was going to say something civil in return but the lad came into the shop with the gloves -A propos, said I; want a couple of pairs myself.

THE GLOVES.

PARIS.

The beautiful grisette rose up when I said this, and going behind the counter, reached down a parcel, and untied it I advanced to the side over against her: they were all too large. The beautiful grisette measured them one by one across my hand It would not alter the dimensions-She begged I woukl try a single pair, which seemed to be the least She held it open my hand slipped into it at once It will not do, said I, shaking my head a little-No, said she, doing the same thing. There are certain combined looks of simple subtlety —where whim, and sense, and seriousness, and nonsense, are so blended, that all the languages of Babel set loose together could not express them they are communicated and caught so instantaneously, that you can scarce say which party is the infecter. I leave it to