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or, in other words, the some thing may be expressed by different metaphors. But the mischief is, that an unskilful author shall run these metaphors so absurdly into one another, that there shall be no simile, no agreeable picture, no apt resemblance, but confusion, obscurity and noise. Thus I have known a hero compared to a thunderbolt, a lion, and the sea; all and each of them proper metaphors for impetuosity, courage, and force. But by bad management it hath so happened that the thunderbolt hath overflowed its banks, the lion hath been darted through the skies, and the billows have rolled out of the Lybian deserts.

The absurdity in this instance is obvious. And yet every time that clashing metaphors are put together, this fault is committed more or less. It hath already been said, that metaphors are images of things which affect the senses. An image, therefore, taken from what acts upon the sight, cannot, without violence, be applied to the hearing; and so of the rest. It is no less an impropriety to make any being in nature or art to do things in its metaphorical state which it could not do in its original. I shall illustrate what I have said by an instance which I have read more than once in controversial writers. The heavy lashes, saith a celebrated author, that have dropped from your pen, &c. I suppose this gentleman, having frequently heard of gall dropping from a pen, and being tashed in a satire, he was resolved to have them both at any rate, and so uttered this complete piece of nonsense. It will more effectually discover the absurdity of these monstrous unions, if we will suppose these metaphors or images actually painted. Imagine then a hand holding a pen, and several lashes of whip-cord falling from it, and you have the true

representation of this sort of eloquence. I believe, by this very rule, a reader may be able to judge of the union of all metaphors whatsoever, and determine which are homogeneous, and which heterogeneous; or, to speak more plainly, which are consistent, and which inconsistent.

There is yet one evil more which I must take notice of, and that is, the running of metaphors into tedious allegories, which, though an error on the better hand, causes confusion as much as the other. This becomes abominable, when the lustre of one word leads a writer out of his road, and makes him wander from his subject for a page together. I remember a young fellow of this turn, who having said by chance, that his mistress had a world of charms, thereupon took occasion to consider her as one possessed of frigid and torrid zones, and pursued her from the one pole to the other.

I shall conclude this paper with a letter written in that enormous style, which I hope my reader hath by this time set his heart against. The epistle hath heretofore received great applause; but, after what hath been said, let any man commend it if he dare.

"SIR,

"AFTER the many heavy lashes that have fallen from your pen, you may justly expect in return all the load that my ink can lay upon your shoulders. You have quartered all the foul language upon me that could be raked out of the air of Billingsgate, without knowing who I am, or whether I deserve to be cupped and scarified at this rate. I tell you once for all, turn your eyes where you please, you shall never smell me out. Do you think that the panics, which you sow about the parish, will ever build a monument

r glory? No, sir; you may fight these bats long as you will, but when you come to balance ccount, you will find that you have been fishing oubled waters, and that an ignis fatuus hath bered you, and that indeed you have built upon a - foundation, and brought your hogs to a fair I am, sir,

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HE case of my correspondent, who sends me following letter, has somewhat in it so very whimal, that I know not how to entertain my readers ter than by laying it before them.

"SIR,

I AM fully convinced that there is not upon earth more impertinent creature than an importunate loT; we are daily complaining of the severity of our ce, to people who are wholly unconcerned in it; d hourly improving a passion which we would perade the world is the torment of our lives. Not

ding this reflection sir. I cannot forbear ac

then, sir, that even from my childhood, the most prevailing inclination I could perceive in myself was a strong desire to be in favor with the fair sex. I am at present in the one-and-twentieth year of my age, and should have made choice of a she bed-fellow many years since, had not my father, who has a pretty good estate of his own getting, and passes in the world for a prudent man, been pleased to lay it down as a maxim, that nothing spoils a young fellow's fortune so much as marrying early; and that no man ought to think of wedlock till six-and-twenty. Knowing his sentiments upon this head, I thought it in vain to apply myself to women of condition, who expect settlements; so that all my amours have hitherto been with ladies who had no fortunes; but I know not how to give you so good an idea of me as by laying before you the history of my life.

"I can very well remember, that at my school-mistress's, whenever we broke up, I was always for joining myself with the miss who lay-in, and was constantly one of the first to make a party in the play of husband and wife. This passion for being well with the females still increased as I advanced in years. At the dancing-school I contracted so many quarrels by struggling with my fellow-scholars for the partner I liked best, that upon a ball-night, before our mothers made their appearance, I was usually up to the nose in blood. My father, like a discreet man, soon removed me from this stage of softness to a school of discipline, where I learnt Latin and Greek. I underwent several severities in this place, till it was thought convenient to send me to the university; though, to confess the truth, I should not have arrived so early at that seat of learning, but from the discovery of an intrigue between me and my master's house-keeper;

whom I had employed my rhetoric so effectually, hough she was a very elderly lady, I had almost ht her to consent to marry me. Upon my arat Oxford, I found logic so dry, that instead of attention to the dead, I soon fell to addressing ving. My first amour was with a pretty girl, I shall call Parthenope: her mother sold ale e town-wall. Being often caught there by the or, I was forced at last, that my mistress's repumight receive no blemish, to confess my addresvere honorable. Upon this I was immediately home; but Parthenope soon after marrying a maker, I was again suffered to return. My next was with my tailor's daughter, who deserted me he sake of a young barber. Upon my complaino one of my particular friends of this misfortune, cruel wag made a mere jest of my calamity, and d me with a smile, Where the needle should. but to the pole (a)? After this I was deeply in with a milliner, and at last with my bed-maker; n which I was sent away, or, in the universityase, rusticated for ever.

Upon my coming home, I settled to my studies heartily, and contracted so great a reservedness being kept from the company I most affected, t my father thought he might venture me at the mple....

Within a week after my arrival I began to shine in, and become enamoured with a mighty pretty cature, who had every thing but money to recomend her. Having frequent opportunities of utterall the soft things which an heart formed for love

ildinanin mo urith I soon mained her consent to

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