not have F.'s share of the books, you will inform him SO Give my love to Mr. Fothergill, and to those true friends which envy has spared me and for the rest, laissez passer-You will find I speak French tolerably but I only wish to be understood. You will soon speak better; a month's play with a French Demoiselle will make Lyd chatter like a magpie. Mrs. understood not a word of it when she got here, and writes me word she begins to prate apace, you will do the same in a fortnight Dear Bess, I have a thousand wishes, but have a hope for every one of them you shall chant the same jubilate, my dears, so God bless you. My duty to Lydia, which implies my love too. Adieu, believe me

Your affectionate,

L. STERNE.

Memorandum: Bring watch-chains, tea-kettle, knives, cookery-book, &c.

You will smile at this last article

so adieu

At Dover, the Cross Keys; at Calais, the Lyon D'Arthe master, a Turk in grain.

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XXIX. TO LADY D.

Paris, July 9, 1762.

I WILL not send your ladyship the trifles you bid me purchase without a line. I am very well pleased with Paris indeed I meet with so many civilities amongst the people here that I must sing their praises the French have a great deal of urbanity in their composition, and to stay a little time amongst them will be agreeable. — I splutter French so as to be

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but I have had a droll adventure here,

understood in which my Latin was of some service to me. I had hired a chaise and a horse to go about seven miles into the country, but, Shandean-like, did not take notice that the horse was almost dead when I took him Before I got half-way, the poor animal dropped down dead so, I was forced to appear before the Police, and began to tell my story in French, which was that the poor beast had to do with a worse beast than himself, namely, his master, who had driven him all the day before (Jehu-like), and that he had neither corn nor hay, therefore I was not to pay for the horse but I might as well have whistled as have spoke French, and I believe my Latin was equal to my uncle Toby's Lillabullero - being not understood because of its purity; but by dint of words I forced my judge to do me justice no common thing, by the way, in My wife and daughter are arrived latter does nothing but look out of the window, and complain of the torment of being frizzled. I wish she may ever remain a child of nature children of art.

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I hope this will find your ladyship well — that you will be kind enough to direct to me at Toulouse, which place I shall set out for very soon. I am, with truth, and sincerity,

Your Ladyship's most faithful

L. STERNE.

My wife and daughter arrived here safe and sound on Thursday, and are in high raptures with the speed and pleasantness of their journey, and particularly of all they see and meet with here. But in their journey from York to Paris nothing has given them a more sensible and lasting pleasure than the marks of kindness they received from you and Mrs. E. The friendship, good-will, and politeness of my two friends I never doubted to me or mine, and I return you both all a grateful man is capable of, which is merely my thanks. Have taken, however, the liberty of sending an Indian taffety, which Mrs. E. must do me the honour to wear for my wife's sake, who would have got it made up, but that Mr. Stanhope, the consul of Algiers, who sets off to-morrow morning for London, has been so kind (I mean his lady) as to take charge of it; and we had but just time to procure it; and had we missed that opportunity, as we should have been obliged to have left it behind us at Paris, we knew not when nor how to get it to our friend. -I wish it had been better worth a paragraph. If there is any thing we can buy or procure for you here (intelligence included), you have a right to command me for I am yours, my wife and girl's kind love to you and Mrs. E.,

with

LAU. STERNE.

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have not been able to I have had the intention my prayers in my head What an in

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of doing it almost as often as 'tis thus we use our best friends. famous story is that you have told me! After some little remarks on it, the rest of my letter will go on like silk. **** is a good-natured old easy fool, and has been deceived by the most artful of her sex, and she must have abundance of impudence and charlatanery to have carried on such a farce. I pity the old man for being taken in for so much money man of sense I should have laughed at. My wife saw her when in town, and she had not the appearance of poverty; but when she wants to melt ***** heart, she puts her gold watch and diamond rings in her drawer. But he might have been aware of her. I could not have been mistaken in her character and 'tis odd she should talk of her wealth to one, and tell another the reverse so goodnight to her. About a week or ten days before my wife arrived at Paris, I had the same accident I had at Cambridge, of breaking a vessel in my lungs. It happened in the night, and I bled the bed full, and finding in the morning I was likely to bleed to death, I sent immediately for a surgeon to bleed me at both arms this saved

me, and, with lying speechless for three days, I recovered upon my back in bed; the breach healed, and, in a week after, I got out. This, with my weakness

and hurrying about, made me think it high time to haste to Toulouse. We have had four months of such heats that the oldest Frenchman never remembers the like 'twas as hot as Nebuchadnezzar's oven, and never has relaxed one hour in the height of this, 'twas our destiny (or rather destruction) to set out by way of Lyons, Montpellier, &c., to shorten, I trow, our sufferings. Good God! but 'tis over and here I am in my own house, quite settled by M—'s aid and good-natured offices, for which I owe him more than I can express, or know how to pay at present. 'Tis in the prettiest situation in Toulouse, with near two acres of garden the house too good by half for us well furnished, for which I pay thirty pounds a year. I have got a good cook my wife a decent femme de chambre, and a good-looking laquais. The Abbé has planned our expenses, and set us in such a train we cannot easily go wrong- though, by-the-bye, the d-1 is seldom found sleeping under a hedge. Mr. Trotter dined with me the day before I left Paris I took care to see all executed according to your directions - but Trotter, I dare say, by this, has wrote to you I made him happy beyond expression with your Crazy Tales, and more so with its frontispiece

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I am in spirits, writing a crazy chapter with my face turned towards thy turret. "Tis now I wish all warmer climates, countries, and every thing else, at that separates me from our paternal seat sera là où reposera ma cendre et se sera là où mon cousin viendra repandre les pleurs dues à notre amitié. - I am taking asses' milk three times a day, and cows' milk as often I long to see thy face again once more. Greet the Colonel kindly in my name,