Then as quickly return'd to his great satisfaction, Then again sallied out and return'd with a second, He heartily wishes the stick at the devil, And endeavours to stop this strange baton constabulary By repeating by heart all his magic vocabulary. In vain, the said stick is as deaf as a post, And frightens him, ready to give up the ghost. 'What, holloa! neighbours mine! oh, the shocking disaster!' That follows the steps of its hard-hearted brother. Who deliver'd him straight, stopp'd the sticks in a trice, That you never attempt what you don't understand; THE CONJURER COZENED. Samuel Rowlands was a prolific poet, humorist, and writer of satirical squibs, temp. 1600. His works are now all but forgotten. A few, however, are still to be found among the publica. tions of the Percy Society. A SHIFTING knave about the town, To tell men's fortunes and good haps, He had the stars at will. What day was best to travel on, Which fit to choose a wife; If violent or natural A man should end his life; Success of any suit in law, When it is good to pick one's teeth, And ill to pare his nails. So cunningly he played the knave, That he deluded many, With shifting, base, and cozening tricks; Amongst a crew of simple gulls, A butcher comes and craves his help. Ten groats he gave him for his fee, With characters, and vocables, And divers antique shows. The butcher, in a beastly fear, Expected spirits still, And wished himself within his shop, Some sheep or calf to kill. At length out of an old blind hole, Behind a painted cloth, A devil comes with roaring voice, Seeming exceeding wroth, With squibs and crackers round about Wildfire he did send; Which, swaggering Ball, the butcher's dog, So highly did offend, That he upon the devil flies, And shakes his horns so sore, Even like an ox, most terrible He made hobgoblin roar. The cunning man cries, 'For God's love. help, Unto your mastiff call!' 'Fight dog, fight devil!' butcher said, And claps his hands at Ball. The dog most cruelly tore his flesh, And looked like a tattered rogue, With ne'er a rag on's back. 'Give me my money back again, He gets not back again to hell, And I will have some interest too, Besides mine own I gave. Deliver first mine own ten groats, And then a crown to boot : I smell your devil's knavery out, The conjurer, with all his heart, The money back repays, And gives five shillings of his own: To whom the butcher says, 'Farewell, most scurvy conjurer, Think on my valiant deed, Which has done more than English George, That made the dragon bleed: He and his horse, the story tells, Did but a serpent slay : I and my dog the devil spoil'd, We two have got the day.' THE PICTURE MATCHES are made for many reasons— For love, convenience, money, fun, and spite! Be first mis-led, and afterwards mis-taken! Nor young men only-for 'tis my belief purses: (Nor do I think the metaphor a bold one), When folks in life turn over a new leaf, Why very few would grumble at a gold one! A worthy knight, yclept Sir Peter Pickle, By love, was made to look exceeding glumpy; |